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What is gurts?
To vomit, usually from excessive drinking. A term originating in Norfolk County
Alex: Hey did you go to Keenan's last weekend?
You: Yea but I gurted all over his basement
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Gurts - what is it?
After finishing his walk in the park, Brent decided he could use a nice Gurt.
What does "gurts" mean?
And when you gurt me I always start laughing a little
You do it so good you make tha shit tickle-"Miss Me Kiss Me Lick Me"-Cold Flamez
Gurts - what does it mean?
Great, very large. used:Devon and part of Cornwall (England)
1. Gurtun A large one
2. Gurtbegoil A Great big hole
Gurts - meaning
to throw up
person 1: *gags*
person 2: “oh shit he’s bouta gurt!”
Gurts - definition
Often used as an adverb.
Originating from the English West Country, including the city of Bristol.
Originally meaning "great" as in "great big" or "gurt big", but now is also used in place of "really", "well", "very" and "exceptionally".
eg.
"gurt lush"
"gurt smart"
These can also be abreviated to simply "gurt"
"Would you look at that donkey, ee's got a gurt bigun!"
"Tracey's gurt!"
"That bendy-bus is gurt lush!"
Gurts - slang
A little extra on your ______.
I done snuk into ma homies room while he was sleeping and said, “gimme dat Gurt-gurt.”
Gurts
When one puts yogurt on their back to "heal" a sun burn, and only get curdled smelly... awesomeness.
Danny: Hey Gurt-Gurt your really should go outside its been 5 months and it still smells.
Adam: SHUT UP! I hate you and your "I'm always right "attitude". JEEZE!"
Gurts
Guts + hurting = Gurting.
Caused by: Greasy food, excessive boozing, PMSing, stress, chinese food, high fiber diets, lots and lots of apples, nervousness, improper use of anal beads, enemas, laxatives, too many Fiber One bars, phenolphthalein, prunes and prune juice, food poisoning, long distance running, cholera, and any combination of said inducers
Symptoms: Stomach achy, crampy, gassy, guts rolling, uncomfortable, afraid to fart.
Leads to: frequent bathroom trips, piss-ass, burning butthole and an all around shitty day.
CAUTION: If you are expecting to gurt, DO NOT WEAR THONG UNDERWEAR. I will only further the pain of the barking butthole. Also, playing touch tag with your underwear is truly a dangerous game on gurt days.
David: Oh man. I definately should not have drank that six pack, those blue bombers or that tequila shot. And my butthole keeps telling me the tabasco sauce on top of the chili cheese fries was a bad idea.
BaRB: Sounds like you're definately gurting.
Gurts
a word used in such scenarios that other words may not be appropriate so thus gurts is introduced. It can mean anything and those involved in the conversation know what it means by the context surrounding it. Usually used in less serious situations
guy1: did you drink the last beer
guy2: yup
guy3: why you mother gurtser!