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What is guilty conscience?
The guilty conscience is performed when a man has sex with a woman whom he immediately regrets having sex with, and accidentally ejaculates on his own clothing. Later in the night he notices his soiled clothing and the stain acts at his "guilty conscience", reminding him of his inexcusable acts.
Bro: "Dude, I heard you fucked Shaps last night!?"
Buzz: "Yeah.... and to make it even worse I had "The guilty conscience" on my shirt when I went to the bar after."
Bro: Dudeeeeeeeee.
guilty conscience - video
Guilty conscience - what is it?
1 - when you have a lil feeling nagging in your head telling you to do or not to do something
2 - an awesome song my eMINEm as SarahMarie would say
1 - Ah my conscience is acting like my damn Mom
2 - Meet Grady, a 29 year old construction worker. After coming home from a hard day's work, he walks in the door of his trailer park home to find his wife in bed with another man.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!?!"
2 - "Wait! What if there's an explanation for this shit?"
"What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?!?"
What does "guilty conscience" mean?
When someone is so defensive about something being true/false, that it is obvious that they want the opposite.
Dan: LOL you have a crush on Kyle, don't you Erica?
Erica: NO! What are you talking about! That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard! Kyle is the last person i would ever like, EVER! He is definitely NOT the cutest boy I have seen in my life, and I definitely do NOT want him in my pants!
Dan: Tsk Tsk *waves finger*. does someone have a guilty conscience?
Guilty conscience - what does it mean?
A feeling you get when someone has called your bluff.
When you feel ill and sick to your stomach because you are the cause of a hurtful situation. You try to deny it to yourself but that feeling won't let you.
So, you go shopping with your friend, then go home and talk shit about them to your mate. Then your mate repeats what happened shopping, word for word to another friend and that friend then goes back and tells. BUSTED!! You should have a guilty conscience!