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What is gooched?

The part between your Balls and/or Vagina and asshole

Shit my gooch is rather sweaty

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Gooched - what is it?

Anatomically speaking, the "gooch" is the perinal body located between the anal triangle and urogenital triangle of the perineum. This region in the body consists of connective tissue that anchors the mid-line between the urogenital and anal triangles. It is also the midpoint of the following four anatomical landmarks: the pubic symphysis, the left and right ischial tuberosities, and the coccyx bone.

Upon performing sexual intercourse, Jack's penis slipped out and touched the "gooch," posterior to the vagina.

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What does "gooched" mean?

Gooch is another word for chad: the region between the balls and the arse-hole; can be an erogenous zone for some.

Girl: I was fingering that part between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.
Everyone listening remained silent but later laughed among themselves:
'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'

When you measure your dick, you don't start at the arse-hole and include the chad; you risk getting shit on your measuring tape.

Q: What on earth is a gooch?
A: You know, the chad, the part between balls and arse.

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Gooched - what does it mean?

When someone completes a taske rejoicefully they are slapped in the face by a workmate.

Rick completed an action Item and was gooched by Grant

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Gooched - meaning

can be used in many contexts, one of which is feeling rough the morning after the night before.

"I went out last night and got GRAHAM GOOCHED"!

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Gooched - definition

The act of hitting, touching, poking, ect. of the female lower regions.

"Dude, that guy just gooched me with his lacrosse stick!"

"I just wanna gooch you with my fist!"

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Gooched - slang

means cool/really good or cushdy
word invented by robert shierby

that car is gooched man

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Gooched

touching the area between the ballsack and the ass and wiping any subsequent fluids on another person or thing.

dave just gooched on bob's face, this is unfortunate for bob as that is disgusting

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Gooched

wronged or screwed over, especially in relation to UVA on-grounds housing; getting a terrible room assignment in all possible aspects

(Upon seeing one's housing assignment): "DUDE, I totally got gooched! This sucks...I'm finding an apartment instead..."

"HAHAHA. You got assigned to Gooch/Dillard?! BAHAHAH, yeah, someone totally gooched you!"

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Gooched

The act or description of a person, place or thing that has been broken, tainted, or has been destroyed. Named for the famous character in "Diff'rent Strokes" (Episode 44, Return of the Gooch) that wanted to beat up Willis.

That thing is all gooched. You better throw it away.

My dad borrowed my sweatshirt and spilled coffee on it. Now it's all gooched up.

After that accident Jimmy is gooched. He has to wear a special brace on his leg.

Whoa! Easy with the crystal vase you're gonna gooch it up.

He should have never tried to bang her on the first date. He completely gooched that up.

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