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What is glockenspiel?
The practice of a man running his erect penis over another person's rib cage.
"I played that biatch like a glockenspiel"
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Glockenspiel - what is it?
The sexual act of receiving fellatio while firing off handguns or rifles wildly into the air, preferably on the beach, at sunrise.
"Dude, I totally got a glockenspiel this morning. Now I need to go buy more ammo."
What does "glockenspiel" mean?
Used as a German way to say "glock".
If you keep talking, I will get the glockenspiel.
Glockenspiel - what does it mean?
1. A racist slur used by percussionists aimed towards other people but usually band kids
2. A percussion instrument with pitched metal bars arranged in a keyboard layout and is struck with a mallet to create sound, also known as bells
Can also be shorted to “glock”
Nerd 1: yo our band director is such being such a glockenspiel right now
Nerd 2: ayo that’s some racist shit man
Glockenspiel - meaning
a glockenspiel can live in an oragne traffic cone for up to 3 days without food or water
The glockenspiel ran across the road.
Glockenspiel - definition
something you say when you're trying to sell someone a glocken
i didn't expect a damn glockenspiel
Glockenspiel - slang
when you fuck a girl in the ass doggy style, while hooking her right nostril with your right pinky & poke her left eye with your left middle finger constantly, all while shouting "LET MY PEOPLE GO!"
damn son, I'd love to give her the glockenspiel
Glockenspiel
a bong, sometimes a pipe. Pronounced as German-sounding as possible
GLOCKENSCHHPIEL!
Maestro! Pass the glockenspiel.
Glockenspiel
A person who enjoys skiing, hiking, family activities, and manual labor. Often will possess or wear an obscene amount of L.L. Bean merchandise and/or flannel. Typically of nordic descent and outwardly liberal while still relatively disapproving of all other races. WARNING: Glockenspiels may not have cable or even televisions and males often maintain red facial hair.
Did you see all those damn glockenspiels at the Merrill boot outlet in Vermont? They told me to put out my cigarette in the parking lot!
Glockenspiel
It's kind of like a xylophone, but with a much cooler name.
Hey, did you see Jonny Greenwood get busy on the glockenspiel last night? He sure did rock.