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What is funnel cakes?

After taking a dump, the dumper then jerks off onto it. The white resembles the powdered sugar ontop of a funnel cake.

Billy woke up hungover and with blueballs. He took a shit first then took care of his pent up energy. After looking at his creation, he realized he was hungry for a funnel cake.

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Funnel cakes - what is it?

The act of excreting diarrea into a funnel that has been inserted into the recipients mouth.

The higher ups yelled at my boss and then he took it out on me. The shit just trickles down. Life is always giving me a funnel cake!

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What does "funnel cakes" mean?

When you wet your penis, then coat it with cocaine and have a girl snort it off your dick. Multiple funnel cakes is called a carnival, and the location it takes place is called the fairgrounds.

So I got expensive blow the other night, found a cheap hooker and had her give me a funnel cake.

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Funnel cakes - what does it mean?

when 2 girls are having sex... and one takes a funnel and pees into it letting the pee go into the other girls vagina.

Damn.. that funnel cake was so warm.

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Funnel cakes - meaning

When a girl puts a funnel in her mouth and a group of men, all ejaculate into the funnel, getting most of the jizz into funnel but some on her face.

Blake - "Dude, me and my friends, did The Funnel Cake onto this one chick, Chaya, last night."

Trevor - "How was it man?"

Blake - "Good, but she choked a little bit."

David - "I think they killed her."

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Funnel cakes - definition

A pussy that has been creampied so much that it looks like the sugar coating on a funnel cake hence the name.

Toni: "You ok?"
Olivia: "Hell No! I was just funnel caked!"
Toni: "OH DAMN! better clean that out."

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Funnel cakes - slang

a cake made of batter that is poured through a funnel into hot fat or oil, deep-fried until crisp, and served sprinkled with sugar

I loved that funnel cake with strawberries and whipped cream!

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Funnel cakes

A delicious sugary cake with usually strawberries, strawberry sauce on top and the cake is actually like funnels of cake! It is very good and they sell them at many carnivals but man do they pack on the pounds.fat delicious strawberries

So I went to Paramount's Great America on friday in Santa Clara California... they had loads of funnel cakes everywhere. IT WAS AWESOME I ATE LIKE 5 BUT I GAINED 15 POUNDS =(

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Funnel cakes

The God of all sugary yummy confections.

Go and get me one. Now. I order you to.

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Funnel cakes

a male who demonstrates homosexual tendencies, but who is in reality heterosexual

He looks like a funnel cake in those asspants.

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