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What is fossil?
a fossil is when a peice of pot/weed/tobaco becomes lodged between the roach and paper of a spliff which can offten lead to a hole in the paper making it less air tight and harder to toke
bob: damn i got a fossil in my roach!
bill: well dont dig it out, you'll trash the spliff.
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fossil - video
Fossil - what is it?
Specimen left by the infamous "spooge-asaurus". Discovered by the unfortunate girl who hooked up with the spooge-asaurus. A crusty, white stain left on a bed sheet. Often a mortified girl will holler for a rooommate to confirm her worst suspicions, and immediately launder the soiled sheets.
"OMG Jeny is this what I think it is?"
(roommate proceeds to poke at the fossil with her toe)
"Yes, michelle, it is. Dave left a fossil. Damn spooge-asaurus"
What does "fossil" mean?
a fossil is a disabled person, however even if they have tourette’s, tourette’s doesn’t have them!
person 1: “are u disabled?”
person 2: “yes i’m a fossil but even though i have tourette’s, tourette’s doesn’t have me!”
Fossil - what does it mean?
"Bush always knew what he's doing."
"Oh man, that's the shittiest fossil I've ever heard!"
Fossil - meaning
Any temporary indent left on your skin.
You can get a fossil on your skin from any activity that entails pressure on your skin for a lengthy period of time. For example, when sitting with legs crossed with your hand behind you supporting your weight, after approximately 10 minutes, your palm of your hand will probably be fossilized.
Fossil - definition
Adjective. Older than old school. Describing some experience, action, or word to which someone under sixty years-old would not likely have been exposed or no longer has relevence.
Fossil move dude - who let you out of your tar pit?. How fossil! Mondo fossil. Way fossil.
Fossil - slang
Out-of-date, old, conservative, becoming exhausted or used up. Generally an old timer with no future.
Taken from "fossil fuels" it can refer to someone or something that is generally hurting young people or future generations.
"Man, that politician is such as fossil!!"
"Yeah, he actually owns an oil company..."
Fossil
Old person with wrinkly parts. See also calcium.
Damn, yo momma is h0t for a fossil!
Fossil
A person, typically a no life, college-aged, high school graduated degenerate, who regularly attends high school parties hosted by those who are still in high school.
High School student 1 - Why is John at this party? Didn't he graduate from high school in 2007?
High School student 2 - He did graduate in '07. Man what a fossil.
Fossil
1. an old-fashioned person
2. an elderly person
Why do I have to listen to this old fossil?