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What is foreign policy?
a) something that cannot - and should not- and will never be understood without a PhD in nuclear physics
b) oxygen for Henry Kissinger
c) a new, as yet undiscovered, element from the periodic table, abbreviated US (subscript 616, F being the 6th letter of the alphabet and P the 16th)
Boy writing a letter to Obama and Hillary Clinton: if none of you have a PhD in nuclear physics, why did you even bother trying to understand US foreign policy, definition a)?
Boys mother: Steven, are you all right? I think you need a psyche-eval
foreign policy - video
Foreign policy - what is it?
First proposed by George Carlin following the initiation of the Persian Gulf War in 1991; the bigger dick foreign policy theory theorizes the justification of war (or conflict in general) being based solely on the size of the aggressor's penis in comparison to the penis size of the defender. Generally, the aggressor possesses a smaller penis in comparison to the defender, and so feels compelled to attack/invade/conquer the defender in order to feel better and prove to others that he is the superior of the two, despite his smaller penis size.
When used to explain war justification, it also explains the visual similarity between rockets, bombs, and bullets, and features they share with phallic imagery, as "the need to project the penis into other peoples' affairs", and is thought to be the origin of the phrase "fucking with people".
The bigger dick foreign policy theory is usually born out of, and is very often related to, dick fear.
"You don't have to be a historian or a political scientist to see bigger dick foreign policy theory at work. It sounds like this: 'What, they have bigger dicks?! Bomb them!'"
What does "foreign policy" mean?
A Foreign Policy on the decision making process of which country to go to war with. The basis of this policy is founded on what is called "dick fear" where men feel inadequate about the size of there dicks so they have to kill each other in order to boost there self-esteem. Can also be applied in Bars, Locker Rooms, and Athletics.
Usually founded on the following statement.
"What? They have bigger dicks?! BOMB THEM!"
-George Carlin
Bigger Dick Foreign Policy at work. All quoted from George Carlin
So as far as I'm concerned, that whole thing in the Persian Gulf was nothing more than one big dic-waving cockfight.
In this particular case, Saddam Hussein questioned the size of George Bush's dick. And George Bush had been called a wimp for so long, he apparently felt the need to act out his manhood fantasies by sending America's white children to kill other people's brown children.
-George Carlin
Foreign policy - what does it mean?
something you don't mess with if you don't know what you are talking about
if you don't know what US Foreign Policy is, and are genuinely interested, you can always ask Henry Kissinger.
Foreign policy - meaning
Overly optimistic efforts by western and eastern countries to get backward people to at least just enjoy life and quit wasting their lives trying to preserve some outdated man-fantasy.
Well, introducing democracy seens a bit premature to our Islamic friends. Why not start with a simpler arab foreign policy and teach them how to wipe ther asses with something besides their fingers? Seems like a good first step for all of us.
Foreign policy - definition
a) something that cannot- and frankly should not-be understood without a PhD in nuclear physics.
b) oxygen for Henry Kissinger
c) a new, as yet undiscovered. element in the periodic table of the elements, named US (subscript FP)
a child's note to President Obama and his goombah Hilary Clinton : this is not rocket science; since none of you have a PhD in nuclear physics, you shouldn't dabble in US Foreign Policy, definition a).
his mother, reading the note, says: Steven, are you okay? i think you need a psyche eval, pronto.
Foreign policy - slang
The common practice among Arab males in diverse areas or the diaspora, of using non Arab women for sexual purposes only, while intending to marry or already married to an Arab woman.
Poor girl. He'll never take her seriously. She's just going to end up being collateral damage in Arab foreign policy.
Foreign policy
Trump’s style of hacking, hooking and slicing his way through the diplomatic corps by its use of alternative facts.
I hope Sweden gives us a mulligan, Trump's last shot at FOREign policy looks like it's headed for the buckwheat.
Foreign policy
The policy of a state's government towards others. Can include military, economic, and political actions such as war, sanctions, and political recognition of another country's government.
John: You're in the U.S. Foreign Policy in the Middle East this year right? I heard it is really tough!
Betsy: Yeah I had to work my butt off to get an A on a paper on the U.S.'s Twin Pillars Policy towards Iran and Saudi Arabia in the 1970s.
Foreign policy
A policy that interacts with another country and is meant to help it via peacekeeping or diplomatically.
The United States interacted with Iraq by sending troops there in order to resolve the rebel disputes between the civilians and the Ahzkaia rebel group.