Definder - what does the word mean?

What is feeding the Pony?

Providing pre-coital nourishment via the fingers to a young lady who hasn't been ridden in a while, only to find that she is already prepared and de-haired.

Before i mounted her i had Jeeves check she was in good condition as she had clearly been 'out to pasture' for too long. He held out his hand hand with his fingers splayed and the next next thing we knew he was "feeding the hairless pony"! She went at it like a horse eating oats

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feeding the Pony - video


Feeding the Pony - what is it?

Used to indicate hand manipulation of a broad's mingue.

Accompanied by a hand motion at the approximate height of a woman's vagina, palm facing up, fingers repeatedly opening and closing.

TC: hey, what do you think of that bird over there, balls?
Balls: She's nice... I'd love to feed her pony
TC: Better shave them pork chops then, she may not be interested in you.

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What does "feeding the Pony" mean?

An act of bagging a hot girl on a night out, only then sober up whilst with her and reject her to her face.
This is achieved by mocking her to her face, feigning to give her some sugar cubes and asking to "feed the pony".

James: "This girl I've been snogging looks like a fucking 'orse"
James: "Heer y'are girl, feed the pony"

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Feeding the Pony - what does it mean?

A technique used when someone passes out out from excessive alcohol consumption and requires reviving.

Feeding the pony, involves placing your cocaine laced hand under the subjects mouth, while he licks it in his slumbered state.

Hey Swiss Chris! Martins passed out again, time to feed the pony...

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Feeding the Pony - meaning

lesbian sex

Sally feeds the pony

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Feeding the Pony - definition

placing ones open palm next to the female genetalia, then doing with you fingers what you would do if u were trying to force feed a horse. basically flicking the bean.

chantelle was feeding her pony when jack walked in, and was sick at the sight.

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Feeding the Pony - slang

fingering vagina

When her boyfriend walked into the room we werent fucking yet, but he did catch me feeding the ponies.

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Feeding the Pony

The act of rubbing the vaginal area with a slightly cupped hand, the same hand position as used to feed a horse a sugar cube for instance.

OMIGOD! i was just in the bakery and Billy Miggins and Julie Mc Scrooly were. . . well let's just say he was feeding the pony. And the pony was chewing. it was fucking biting back. Arrrrrgh man that's one fucking dangerous pony.

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