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What is fake shit?
The act of hiding out in the bathroom stall while checking your phone for a 1/2 hour
Chad pulled a fake a shit, I heard, his phone, playing angry birds while he was in the shitter
fake shit - video
Fake shit - what is it?
Something outrageously fake, to the point where the intention of passing it off as genuine is more egregious than its inherent fakeness.
Dude, that video of the cat doing a pull-up is some fake ass shit!
What does "fake shit" mean?
Hiding out in the bathroom to avoid responsibilities or people under the pretense of taking a dump. Sometimes occurs after actually shitting by way of extended toilet time.
The only time my wife gives me peace is when I fake a shit.
I wrote this definition while faking a shit.
Fake shit - what does it mean?
Masturbating while sitting on the toilet.
My wife was not putting out last night, so I had to fake a shit.
Fake shit - meaning
To con coworkers into believing you are taking a shit when, in effect, you are someplace else not taking a shit and also not working for an extended period of time... and probably doing drugs.
Deej: Dude. Where the fuck is that carnie? He's supposed to be doing these dishes!
Ceej: Who knows... Probably went to Fake a Shit. Again.
Fake shit - definition
A term for synthetic marijuana, aka K2, spice, etc, a potpourri blend that contains synthetic cannabinoids that was usually legal and sold in gas stations. Popular in the late 2000's and early 2010's, it was smoked when real marijuana was either unavailable or unable to be consumed due to being drug tested, as fake shit doesn't show in a drug test. The health effects of fake shit are very questionable.
Guy 1: "Hey wanna smoke some weed?"
Guy 2: "Nah I'm on probation and get drug tested so I smoke fake shit"
Fake shit - slang
The act of sitting on the toilet with an electronic device claiming to be shitting.
You know you could have gotten your homework done if you weren't in the bathroom fake shitting.
Fake shit
When you pretend to use the restroom for taking a shit, when really, you're just sitting in there using your phone, twiddling your thumbs, masturbating, or otherwise procrastinating.
Mike's been in the bathroom for a while. He's probably taking a fake shit.