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What is fag hag?
A woman with an intense, gripping, white knuckle fear of rejection that has led her to spend all of her time with men who have no reason to reject her sexually. This behavior gives the woman a false sense of security for as long as she and her "fag" engage in thoroughly demolishing each other's chances at forming real romantic relationships.
Hag: Omigod, Tim called me at 9:15 last night instead of 9:00! What was he doing for those fifteen minutes?
Fag: Probably cheating on you, girlfriend! You don't need him. Text him a Dear John and we can go shopping!
Hag: What would I do without you? It pays to be a fag hag!
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Fag hag - what is it?
fag hag is a girl who is a gay man's best female friend, they shop together, oogle over guys together, and tend to gravitate toward eachother in terms of friendship
Kylee enjoys being friends with Brad becuase he wont ever try to get in her pants. Kylee is a fag hag.
What does "fag hag" mean?
A woman who is extremely comfortable around members of any sexual orientation, especially that of homosexual and bisexual males, but she herself, is generally heterosexual (not always) and enjoys the benefits of friendsips with the members of the opposite sex, without the underlying sexual tension that normally is present between a male and female who might enjoy sleeping with one another.
Kat: There is nothing wrong with my preoccupation with homosexuals.
Matt: But I think it's borderlining onlesbianism.
Kat: Sorry, but your out of luck on your threesome fantasy, I'm a faghag, not a lesbian!
Fag hag - what does it mean?
Homosexual men are just like any other men in that although they share similiarities, in reality they each have their own individual personality. In that case, a fag hag is simply a girl best friend of any homosexual male. She may or may not have other friends who are homosexual. Just becuase she is a fag hag to one homosexual guy does not mean she will automatically be attracted to other homosexual men in terms of friendship. Some fag hag relationships will last forever, just as other friendships do, they are not merely a phase. Usually a girl will become friends with a homosexual male, not because of his sexual orientation but because she is attracted to his personality and vice versa.
The relationship between a fag and his hag can be generalised by some characteristics. They have a deep understanding and love for each other, sometimes deeper than that between sexual partners because both parties know their love ultimately stems from personality and is not tainted by sexual desire. They will always be protective of each other because although he doesn't want his fag hag (in a sexual way), he doesn't want anyone else to have her either.
Fag hag - meaning
Any straight woman who, for some reason, happens to spend a lot of time around gay men.
"I go to the gay bar because I don't get hit on there."
"No, you go to the gay bar because you're a fag hag!"
Fag hag - definition
A female whose primary relationship is a non-sexually oriented one with a homosexual man. Concept popularized by TV sitcom "Will & Grace". Stereotyped as spending entire conversations discussing makeup, potential dates, cute office boys, and gossip.
Shoosh, fag hag!
Fag hag - slang
There is a very big difference among "gay friendly" women. Here are the three main categories:
FAG HAG = A straight woman who likes to be around gay men because they make her feel special, desired and beautiful. Usually she is none of the three. You may think she is a good friend, and she may be friendly enough (and intense), but never forget this: it is all about HER. (EXAMPLE: Joan Rivers)
FRUIT FLY = A straight woman who sincerely loves to have fun with gay men. She loves the freedom she can have with a gay man without the sexual tension of friendship with a straight man. You tend to see each other as "girlfriends." She is often pretty, attractive and maybe even beautiful. (EXAMPLE: Sharon Stone)
QUEEN BEE = A straight woman who cannot get a straight man in her life, so she attaches herself to a gay man and owns him. She may not even particularly like gays, but you are the one man she can control, and control you she will. In time she will alienate many of your friends and before you know where you are you will realize that you have no life apart from her. Some may even be perceived (wrongly) to have a mean streak. Really mean women do not like gay men, or men in general for that matter. (EXAMPLE: Martha Stewart)
Now as to HOMO HONEY, I cannot comment. Perhaps it is a generational thing. (EXAMPLE: Lady Gaga?)
Look at HER! Artistic couture, flawless make-up application, fat but with perfectly fitting clothes... She MUST be a fag hag. No ordinary woman could be put together so well with so little.
Fag hag
n. A woman who enjoys hanging out with gay men.
Why don't more fag hags hang out with my roommate?
Fag hag
You Are A True Fag Hag If...
-You are a straight girl who has a best friend who is gay and spends a lot of time together
-You would rather go to a gay club than a straight club
-Your fag gave you your own drag name
-You know all the gay guys at the local gay bar
-You fag takes you shopping for mac makeup and then puts it on you
-Your hair and makeup are always flawless
-You dress up in his drag gear on saturday night or dress in drag together
-You even dance with all the fags on stage when Britney Spears comes on
-You learned to vouge from watching your fag
-You fall in love with your fag (which is a bad thing)
-You try to convert your fag (this will only ruin your relationship with him)
And lastly... you find your self not being able to live without him because you have so much fun with him.
A Stright girl who shares these experiences
Fag hag
A staight woman who loves the company of the gay male community, such as drag shows, and going to gay bars. She also has a best friend that is gay and the have everything in a hetro relationship except the sex part. And they share what best girlfriends have incomon. Most often the gay men she hangs out with ecspcially if she is beautiful are attracted to her, but the attraction is only them admiering her beauty and the drag queens want to be her. And her main fag is usually very proud to have her as a hag. And a true fag hag isn't ashamed to admit who she is.
Joshua and Marie are best friends.But Joshua is gay, and Marie is straight. She spends a lot of time with him, they go out to gay bars together, he does her hair, she takes care of him, and they even scope out guys for eachother, and even go out in drag together. He loves his hag and she loves her fag. And that a fag hag