Definder - what does the word mean?

What is eighteen?

A penis that is eighteen inches long.

Her eighteen incher is the envy of all the men.

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Eighteen - what is it?

A very hairy asshole.

"So last night I got with this girl and she had an eighteen spoker in her pants."

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What does "eighteen" mean?

Hairy asshole resembling a bicycle wheel.

"I thought I was fucking a man when I saw her eighteen spoker."

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Eighteen - what does it mean?

1. The sentence a man gets, in years of Child Support, when he has sex with a dishonest female that refuses to take responsibility for her actions and get an abortion.

1. I had sex with Brittany Spears and got Eighteen Years.

2. I feel you, I'm doing thirty-six years, myself.

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Eighteen - meaning

One of my personal favorite bands. Started out as a metalcore group but abandoned their old sound on their last two albums. Unfortunately, they're broken up.

Why oh why did they have to break up? Please get back together Eighteen Visions!

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Eighteen - definition

Amazing Metalcore/Hardcore band from the Orange County in America. They are NOT Metrosexual, if you want metrosexual look at Jockboy Beckham.

Vocals - James Hart
Lead Guitar - Keith
Guitar - Ken
Bass - Mick
Drums - Trevor

Amazing songs to check out:
Waiting For The Heavens
Vanity
Lost In A Dream
A Short Walk Down A Long Hallway
Gorgeous

OMG I've seen them twice in concert and nothing beats them!!!!!!

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Eighteen - slang

Adjective - A phrase indicating that a girl who is traditionally jailbait is built like a girl who has reached the age of consent. It usually indicates she has a fantastic body, great breasts, amazing legs that go on for days, or an ass that just won't quit- fantastic enough that one wishes she was already 18, and mature enough looking that one would not feel any moral quandary should they have intercourse with her.

Question: Did you watch Mad Men last night? That girl who plays Sally Draper was looking fine as hell. I'd love to tap that. Is she eighteen?

Answer: She's eighteen enough.

Reply: Hell yeah she is.

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Eighteen

Refers to public masturbation.

Can also be used to refer to any scandalous, embarrassing, or humiliating act performed in public, which act is followed by media attention and public scorn.

This phrase gained popularity following the infamous incident on United Flight 340 to Denver in mid-May, 2011, where an individual reportedly masturbated "to the point of ejaculation" while sitting in row eighteen. He was subsequently arrested and faces criminal misdemeanor charges.

That dude Row Eighteened it at work! I hear the receptionist is going to need therapy.

I'm going to drink some Four Loko and start Row Eighteenin' it at the club tonight.

I can't believe that guy just streaked through Wrigley Field and urinated on second base. He must have been sitting in Row Eighteen.

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Eighteen

The eighteen year anniversary that occurs precisely the moment of a persons birth.

At exactly 1:15 am a dad awoke his child and said, " Happy birthday. Its eighteen o'clock and starting right now your considered of legal age, whats your plans for the future ?"

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Eighteen

1/8 ounce cocaine mudderfucters

Lets get an eighteener and skateboard all fuckin night.

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