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What is eating crackers?
the phrase when you see a hot girl and you would let her have sex with you
tom: did you see that girl at that party
jimmy: yea, i think she would totally let me eat crackers on her bed
tom: (just staring at jim)
sentence for i would let you eat crackers on my bed
eating crackers - video
Eating crackers - what is it?
A woman who meets an attractiveness threshold above which you would easily forgive minor transgressions such as eating crackers and leaving the inevitable crumbs in your bed.
The British version "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting", while similar in spirit, lacks some of the subtlety of this version.
Lindsay Lohan might have a little nose candy problem, but still, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
What does "eating crackers" mean?
That anorexic model looks like death eating a cracker.
Eating crackers - what does it mean?
beautiful babes are exceptions to the rule. Hot chicks do not get tossed out of bed for eating crackers and leaving crumbs.
Kim is so hot she won't get toss for eating crackers
Eating crackers - meaning
When you just feel bad in general and cannot pinpoint the source. You have no symptoms of sickness such as a runny nose or nausea, but you really feel terrible.
I'm afraid I won't be bushhogging the field today, Betty. I feel like death eating crackers.
Eating crackers - definition
When you dislike someone so much that anything they do, no matter how minor or inoffensive, annoys you beyond any rational level - exemplified by the sentence "look at that bitch eating crackers like she owns the place".
"I can't help it she just drives me nuts, she's my Bitch Eating Crackers."
Eating crackers - slang
Everything this person does annoys you, even something as simple as eating crackers.
Taken from the meme, your BEC is that person who you can't stand.
Kim: Look at Erica over there reading that book, so annoying.
Jules: dude, she's just reading, you just think it's annoying because she's your Bitch Eating Crackers.
Kim: yea, but look at her flipping the pages and shit.
Eating crackers
Paula Deen sure is one butter-slangin' eat-cracker.
Eating crackers
Not doing shit, lazy, unproductive.
Jason was supposed to be to work by 9:00, but instead that mother fucker is eating crackers again.
Eating crackers
Having sex, boning, screwing, fucking, humping, doing the nasty.
I was eating crackers with the entire Olympic men's swim team and fucking crumbled that shit.