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What is durkin?
The attractiveness of a girl as perceived by a guy is increased exponentially by her willingness to have sex with/date said guy.
Eddie: Hey David, how do you feel about Becca?
Davide: Ah, she's kind of gross, man.
(The next day)
Becca: So I've always really sort of liked you, David. I'd like to be more than friends.
David: I feel the same way, Becca.
(The next day)
Eddie: Clearly, the Kulp-Durkin principle applies here.
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Durkin - what is it?
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Gurking tower he likes throwing temper tantrums
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What does "durkin" mean?
A bartending landscaper with riding thighs that try’s to trap men like Medusa, but with pictures of her butthole under the guise that she’s worried about having ticks on it
Man, she is one dirty Durkin. Sends me a pic of her B hole right out of nowhere asking if I see any ticks.
Durkin - what does it mean?
sam gurking pusy hole allways chats online but not in person he got beat up and is scaired of girls once a fat boy put him up against a wall
Gurking tower he likes throwing temper tantrums
bent little lad cant fight whiter than snow
sam gurkin is gay sam durkin
Durkin - meaning
Skurkin' the durkin. To skurk the durk. To jack off/wank/spank the monkey/ choke Charlie till he throws up/charm the cobra/massage the purple headed warrior/ect
Man. Last night at Ethan's, I totally walked in on his little brother Alex skurkin his durkin! It even made me start skurkin the durkin, all of a sudden, all of us were skurkin our durkins! It was such a great night.
Durkin - definition
Someone so comically short, that any time a size based comment is made, an alternative version is also noted from Durkin’s point of view
Man my internet is running slow, I bet someone is streaming midget porn.
Or as Durkin would call it; ‘Normal sized porn’.
Durkin - slang
A shot in the game of pool/billiards referred to as the "Durkin".
This shot is usually extremely lucky but bad ass. It is a shot that should not be made but is.
The Durkin shot is also a safety shot in which 2 balls are in a dead lock side by side and the player shooting shoots a safety just taping the ball enough to move them into each other and off a rail without disturbing the balls origianl position. The original position would be 2 balls dead locked one against a rail. (I.E a cue ball locked on an 8 ball on the rail).
The safety shot
- (I.E a cue ball locked on an 8 ball on the rail).
Usage of the term Durkin
"you just pulled a Durkin" or "That's a Durkin shot"
"do a Durkin ( safety shot )"
Durkin
A guy that’s so goofy even looking at him makes you want to punch him in the face. Usually named Tyler.
Hooking up a water heater with quick connects is a real Durkins move.
Durkin
Someone who gets a hard on watching other people lift weights.
Joe: Hey, tissot have you seen that tall brown guy lifting weights?
Tissot: Course Joe, I'm getting a Durkin watching him.
Joe: Me too. Here, let me jerk it down for you. Splish splash splosh!
Tissot: damn, that was amazing, that Durkin has made me thirsty now. I need a bottle of water now!
Durkin
Right up the Durkin!