What is durk?

A small well form turd or poop ball, that just dropped out of someone's pant leg.

When someone drops a small turd onto the carpet or floor presumably without knowing and walks on nonchalantly.

Ewww that's like totally gross. Did you just see that dumb ass walked by here farted and dropped a durk onto the carpet

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Durk - what is it?

Durks

Verb :To indulge, predominantly in self rewarding pleasures

I durked the shit out of that sleep in yesterday and then spent the rest of the day durking on the couch

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What does "durk" mean?

A football player who was just too good to play professionally as it would have been unfair. These players can often be found tearing up the 5-a-side pitches of Britain in order to maintain their tekkers whilst remaining anonymous.

Mate, he just beat all 4 men and then sent the keeper to the shops with that last shot, he’s probably a durk.

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Durk - what does it mean?

to go on a night out attempting to get with girls but end up creeping them out a little bit

'i fell into the trap of durking last night'

other abbreviations include 'such a durkin', or 'what a durk'

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Durk - meaning

Neanderthal patriarch responsible for the great 20,000 BC fire party, having discovered wine an fire in close proximity, durk threw one hellacious rootin tootin wild cave party that 3/4 of the known world attended, it was a cave orgy of epic proportion, woolly mammoth cookouts an rock n rolling where just a few of the festivities....durk would be immortalized in many cave paintings around western an central europe, many thought to be pornographic in nature