Definder - what does the word mean?

What is drug testing?

Something Josh Gordan can't pass for his fucking life!

Me: Did you hear Gordan got suspended indefinitely!

My Friend: No, what the hell happened?!

Me: He failed another god damn drug test, that's what happened!

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drug testing - video


Drug testing - what is it?

Having to refrain from smoking pot, or using other drugs, to pass a drug test

"No I can't hit that bong man, I'm studying for a drug test for work."

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What does "drug testing" mean?

a drug test is something that a teenage stoner fears.

Mom: we have a doctors appointment tomorrow
Teenage stoner: fuck i hope i don't have to take a drug test

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Drug testing - what does it mean?

something the court system makes you do for stealing something from a store...some how they find a conccetion and we've all missed it

WTF...how do you get drug test from stealing....

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Drug testing - meaning

1) Taking mind altering substances right before a wordy exam that requires you to express an opinion - such as philosophy or english literature, enhancing your ability to plumb the depths of the mind and/or lowering your inhibitions enough to say what you really think, whilst either enhancing or diminishing your ability to actually write it down.

2) Letting your mate be the first to sample the latest batch of drugs you have acquired, by pretending that you have all already taken some and the effects are really good, whereas in fact you suspect you have just been sold half a kilo of caustic soda.

3) A test performed by people in authority who are too scared to take drugs, in order to see if any of their employees are actually any fun outside of work.

1) I can't believe I got an A in religious studies, I scored some bud an hour before the exam and had a sly toke to keep me calm but it just made me so much more able to refute things eloquently.

2) Dave! Long time no see, fancy a line? This is great stuff man I've been on it for weeks.

3) "All employees will have a drug test on Monday"
"Um, I'm the regional manager, have never had a bad review, got promoted twice last year and brought in 6 new accounts this month already. And I take drugs. My team are the most useless bunch of monkeys who ever came down from the trees and none of them take drugs. What exactly is the point of this test?"
"All employees will have a drug test on Monday"

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Drug testing - definition

When Parents, schools, and other idiots test you for various drugs. Often a surprise test. one of the most failed tests ever.

Parent: You've been doing drugs havn't you? I'M MAKING YOU TAKE A DRUG TEST!

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Drug testing - slang

The bane of humanity.

I have to go take a drug test because the man is bringing me down.

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Drug testing

A test that will most likely fuck you over.
Lets hope your not a pot head (pssh yeah right)

Kid:Where are we going?
Parent:Your going to get drug tested.
Kid's mind:FUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!

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Drug testing

A practice that is actually illegal, but because a person elects to work for an employer that decides to drug test there is nothing that can be done.

drug testing is an invasive practice.

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Drug testing

a technique used by many companies that if not stipulated in the contract is in fact illegal. however once employed you are subject to their tests. there is blood (rare), hair (pretty rare), urine (most common), spit, and other types of testing that pick up on the basic drugs. however these tests are so fuckin intense now they pretty much tell the story of your life

*Modern Day Drug Testing*
Employer: So we got your drug test back today...
Employee: Ya, everything should be good I'm clean.
Employer: Ya but it says here that you look at porn on thursdays...get out.

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