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What is derpes?
The contemporary DNC and GOP parties are one party. the DeRps.
Ignore what they say, watch what they do!
Your common DeRp wants government spending and lots of it. DeRps don't care if they have to borrow it's only important that all of their choice interest groups (hobbies) are fed at the end of the day. The only difference between the DNC and the GOP is what the spending goes toward. They're consumers just like generation x women and no one takes their men seriously. The generation x women wear the pants in the DeRp house and they represent the marginal power of the DeRp vote.
If you're into programmed reality TV shows, the DeRps offer a lot of sibling rivalry intrigue for your interactive enjoyment.
Of, consisting of, or supported by members of two parties, especially two major political parties: a DeRp resolution.
Bipartisan is a code-word for “the kids are playing nice together.”
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derpes - video
Derpes - what is it?
A term meaning scared and coughing
"All that derping for nothing!" -CallMeKevin
What does "derpes" mean?
Scared and coughing at the same time.
"During the year 2020, a lot of us were derping."
Derpes - what does it mean?
Coughing while at the same time being scared
I was Derping
Derpes - meaning
Call Me Kevin is derping.
Derpes - definition
A small dog possessing one or more of the following characteristics: bulgy eyes, squashed face, eyes that look in two or more directions at the same time, wandering lung, or comically vacuous expression. In short, any dog that arouses feelings of pity, revulsion, and the sneaking suspicion that it would have been kinder to have strangled it at birth.
E.g. pugs, Boston terriers, French bulldogs.
For the origin, do a google search for "hurr durr derp derp derp"
Is that a derp-derp or is she just squeezing her dog too hard?
Derpes - slang
a disease you get from derping too much. very hard to get rid of, in some serious cases it's permanent. *cough* Michael! *cough*
Guy 1: "Maynee, I just came back from the doctor and I tested positive for derpes." Guy 2: "That's derpin' derped up."
Derpes
symptoms: retarded twisted facial expressions and outrageous nonsense coming out of you like word vomit
everyone on atp has derpes
Derpes
A degenerate disease caused by being in the presence of ugly bitches. Known symptoms include an uncontrollable desire not to fuck, and to have quite imaginative and horrifyingly disgusting visual presence, generally involving something unimaginably repulsive to the nasty-ass, uninfected partner.
Nasty bitch #1: Are you going to fuck me or not?
Normal dude: Actually, I can't. I've just been diagnosed with derpes. I've got these gross pus-filled boils on my shaft.
Some time later…
Nasty bitch #2: Can we fuck now?
Normal dude: I can't, I've got derpes. Highly contagious. My dick oozes nasty goop when it's near pussy. Doc says I've gotta stay away from women, and try to be gay for a while.
Derpes
A contagious form of right-wing rhetoric. An intellectual disease infecting the Republican Party.
After the GOP debates, every one of the candidates has been infected with derpes.