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What is deadlift?
A type of caveman workout that only a Patrick could make look pretty.
People used to avert their gaze during the Athens Sumo Deadlift competition, but then they laid their eyes on Patrick.
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Deadlift - what is it?
what pussies say when they can't win an argument, ends in them bullying you. ALWAYS ASK WHATS THEIR PHYSIQUE!!! THIS IS THEIR WEAKPOINT!! (sometimes)
ChadNigga69: stfu pussy you probably eat the cum out of your mom you inbred shitwad
faggotassretard8350835: ok pusi whats your deadlift @ den pusi i will kik yr ass in a fite!!
ChadNigga69: 250, why?
faggotassretard8350835: LOL!! my grandma can lift that!! my penis can lift that!!
ChadNigga69: ok post your physique then, pussy.
this bitch left!! pussy!!!: faggotassretard8350835
What does "deadlift" mean?
On April 24th it is mandatory for you to gang assault anybody that deadlifted 565 on a yolo pull after high school nationals.
Guy 1: Hey man it’s April 24th 565 deadlift day.
Guy 2: What does that mean?
Guy 1: We have to gang assault anybody who deadlifted 565 on a yolo pull after high school nationals.
Guy 2: Alright then let’s go do it!
Deadlift - what does it mean?
1) Someone who goes to the gym and only works out his legs and lower-back.
2) Sometimes its a person that only works out his portions of his lower body. For example: his work out may consist of doing deadlifts and squats; yet he does not curl, benchpress or work his triceps.
Look at Tim. He's such a deadlift jockey . I never see that guy in the gym doing curls or benchpress for that matter. His lower body is totally disproportional to his upper.
Deadlift - meaning
On April 24th it is mandatory that if you have a friend that can deadlift 565 you have to gang r@pe him with your friends.
Guy 1: Hey man it’s April 24th national 565 deadlifter day do you know what that means?
Guy 2: I have no clue
Guy 1: we have to gang r@pe anybody we know who deadlifts 565.
Guy 2: let’s go then!
Deadlift - definition
Act performed by either a straight, bi-sexual, lesbian, or gay male/female. When either you or your partner are lying on their back and the other person straddles them and inserts the other’s penis or strap-on into their anus. The person on their back then tightens their core muscles, holding their body as straight as possible, acting as a barbell, while simultaneously the other person places their hands on their sides and clenches their anus then stands in an attempt to lift the other up while using perfect dead lift form.
If performed individually, a large dildo could be routed thru an Olympic weight so said dildo is pointed up. The dildo is inserted into the anus, while keeping back straight, clench anus, and stand in an attempt to lift the weight.
“The gym was closed again for COVID, so I had to go to Josh and Dave’s house to do some Alaskan Deadlift.”
Deadlift - slang
The day which you and the boys go to the gym to deadlift massive weight. Only Chads are allowed participate
Me and Johnny pulled 700 lbs at our deadlift party
Deadlift
A classic type of weightlifting that you do to impress a person who doesn't lift, or if you wanna break your back.
Person 1: Wow you're so strong you can Deadlift 250 pounds that's crazy.
Person 2: I know right just too strong for my own good.(Only if he knew my 13 year old son Deadlifts 225 pounds.
Deadlift
An exercise I’m not doing today
Wanna deadlift today? No I can’t it’s the vernal equinox
Deadlift
one of the three classic powerlifts requires pulling a barbell of the ground to a fully locked out position
George has a really weak deadlift because he has very weak muscles in his lower back