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What is dead dick?When a wife is trapped in a sexless marriage and her sexual needs met through extramarital affairs with one ore more lovers but she remains married with her dead dicked husband. Usually due to his money, children, lifestyle, social or political status or convenience. Although Ken and Barbara have been married for 30 years, Barb got a dead dick divorce and has been whoring around for 20 of them. Kenβs money keeps her around. dead dick - videoDead dick - what is it?< I must have been dead dick tired when I accidentally pissed in my laundry hamper this morning. I DDT'ed on some bots dots last night on my way home from work. What does "dead dick" mean?When a naked man dies during swimming Carl had a dead dick dive. His funeral is at noon in three weeks Dead dick - what does it mean?A test for only the manliest men Man, I am not looking forward to Dead Dick December after NNN, I don't think my body can take it Dead dick - meaningThe massive belt buckle that drugstore cowboys or hicks wear. Robyn- look at the size of that belt buckle. Dead dick - definitionA medical condition where one is unable to get a hard on. It is sometimes known as ED or Dead Dick Syndrome aka DDS. Usually treated with Viagra or Cialis. My doctor says I have Dead Dick Syndrome. He gave me some Viagra. Dead dick - slangAfter no November comes dead dick December , this month of agonizing pain or joy consists of beating your meat the amount the date says , therefore if it were December 7th youβd beat your meat 7 times a day and if you make it to December 31st which means you beat your meat 31 times in a day your literally a βGβ and probally dead inside but good luck and happy holidays , Christmas should be fun. Man I donβt think my meat can take dead dick December any more Iβm about to pass out Dead dickWhen a chick teases you really good and you think you're going to get laid, and then she totally stops. Like a dead arm, but more painful/important/cruel. Dude with a boner: Oh my god baby you're so hot! Dead dickAn old white man who no longer has the use of his dick and is usually an authoritative figure. "There go those dead dicks again, making laws about women's bodies." Dead dick(n) The opposite of Whiskey Dick. The ability to maintain a massive erection while incredibly intoxicated, all the while being very physically resistant to achieving climax. "Last night I had drunk sex with my girlfriend for four hours without ever cumming. I had dead dick so bad I almost called the Cialis hotline." |
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