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What is dark chocolate?

While in the act of a 69 with a partner, you attempt the Belgium Gas mask and instead of farting on your partner you shit in their face.

WHile John was eating his girlfriend's taco, he attempted the Belgium Gas Mask and instead pushed to hard giving her a Dark Chocolate Dessert.

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Dark chocolate - what is it?

1) the act of pretending to like something that appears high class, to display that one has very good taste, although that person might have horrible taste in real life

2) Pretending to like dark chocolate, instead of regular or white chocolate, because one thinks that dark chocolate is more unrefined and less synthetically processed than other chocolate forms and that dark chocolate is the closest form to the untouched virgin cocoa of Africa and Latin America, although clearly, every one knows that normal chocolate and white chocolate is tastier.

"Guy 1 - did you see that new French Black and White movie? it was the best movie and contemporary art and unicorns
Guy 2 - what was it about?
Guy 1 - umm....well...you know, the usual stuff, world wars, renaissance art, aliens....all that
Guy 2 - dude....stop it with this dark chocolate syndrome...you don't even know what the movie is about"

John - You know, this dark chocolate has an amazing smell of raw cocoa that no inferior normal chocolate or white chocolate can offer. This must be from Ghana.
Alice - Hmmm....where is Ghana again?
John - you know....umm...that island beside Vietnam.

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What does "dark chocolate" mean?

Refering to a Blind Ethiopian male's lower regions. Mainly focusing on his penis, tallywacker, johnson, willy, or dong. This term is often used to pick up the ladies.

"Hey Stephanie, you like dark chocolate? You wanna taste my dark chocolate?"

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Dark chocolate - what does it mean?

The best chocolate ever, it’s 100% healthier for you compared to milk chocolate! It may be bitter but sure is delicious!

Mmm I could really go for some dark chocolate

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Dark chocolate - meaning

They call me dark chocolate, A.K.A big sexy motherfucker

Oi did you see that black man. He looks like dark chocolate

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Dark chocolate - definition

A phrase that has no meaning but can be used to fuck with your friends

Sam: Did you get dark chocolate last night?
Nic: What the FUCK is dark chocolate

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Dark chocolate - slang

A penis that is long, hard, black and belongs to a black man. Most girls prefer dark-chocolate to white-chocolate due to its size.

All the girls wanted a piece of Tyrone's dark-chocolate.

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Dark chocolate

when I eat dark chocolate I imagine niggers dying in my mouth

dark chocolate is healthy for your heart

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Dark chocolate

an INCREDIBLY sexy, very dark-skinned black man.

Girl#1:"Wesley Snipes is SOOOOOOOO HOOOTTTT!!"
Girl#2:"That's cuz he's dark chocolate!"

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Dark chocolate

Dark chocolate is the chocolate that is darker than the regular one (milk chocolate).... and white chocolate.

Consists of two types, semisweet (used for cooking) and bittersweet (more cocoa, vanilla). However, both can be referred as 'couverture', that is chocolate rich in cocoa butter

It has more antioxidants than milk or white chocolate. However, avoid anything with caramel, nougat or other fillings. These fillings are just adding sugar and fat which erase many of the benefits you get from eating the chocolate.

Mary: I love dark chocolate

Susan: You mean African American male?

Mary: No, the one that melts in your mouth.... you've read Urban Dictionary too much

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