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What is dante?

A nerdy and lovable guy. Will do anything to make someone he cares about smile and is the king at making sex jokes. Seems like he gives really good hugs and cuddles.

awww man you’re so lucky you’re friends with Dante. He’s awesome.”

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Dante - what is it?

Dante. The most amazing person ever. When you meet him your heart will soar, and your eyes will pop out of your skull because this will be love at first sight. He will wait for you and chase you and once he gets you he will treat you like a princess. He will spend every waking minute texting or talking to you. He will take you out a lot and never let you pay for it. He will be loving and kind and do spontaneous things. When you think he couldnt get any better, he will then introduce you to his whole family. After his family loves you, he will then tell you how much you really mean to him and then tell you he loves you. Once you find a Dante, never EVER let him go.

Vimbai- Hey Morgan, how are things going with Dante?
Morgan- Oh you know how perfect he is.
Vimbai- Yeah he treats you like his very own princess.
Morgan- I know. He and I have been in love ever since we met on New Years Eve 2012/2013.

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What does "dante" mean?

phat shlong really huge omg

Dante has big pp lol

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Dante - what does it mean?

Really really awesome and has big ass dick

Man, your such a dante

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Dante - meaning

an ugly ass motherfucker

the dante is short and wears glasses

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Dante - definition

when a waiter jizzes/spits/poops/throwsup in your food before you receive it

We were real dicks to that waiter, i hope he doesn't dante in our burgers.

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Dante - slang

biggest hoe in the world. snaps 5,000 girls in a span of one hour. he’s so fine but, he won’t like you if you’re not his race. looks like a shark or messi. very rideable in this case (face is very nice seat). very tall and wears chustiks everywhere he goes. depending, very emo.

don’t talk to dante, he’s a big whore with girls.
dante has a VIVACIOUS dick but, he’s so mean.

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Dante

a jerk that will cheat on you, and is psychotic.

dante is the craziest guy i know

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Dante

dante is a genius hamster who attempts to get the hairlook of janneke siers.

Dante will be one of the biggest (hamsters) in the world. if all other hamsters suicide

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Dante

1.) Author and protagonist of The Divine Comedy. Given tour of the afterlife by Virgil.
2.) Awesome half-demon badass from the Devil May Cry videogames. Has a now-dead brother named Virgil. Completely de-badassified and stripped of personality in the second game.

"Dude, did you play Devil May Cry 2?"
"Yeah. What happened to Dante's personality?"

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