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What is cullenism?A religion for people that don't know what to do with their lives. Which are all Twilight fangirls. Person 1: I'm conducting a survey to see what religion people are, may I ask what yours is? cullenism - meme gifcullenism - videoCullenism - what is it?Cullenism was once a huge fanbase cult spanning to at least 25 million people. It is defined as the polytheistic religion by which the characters of Twilight are gods, Stephanie Meyer is a sort of Jesus figure or more of a prophet, that the books are the new Bible, and that if you believe with all of your heart, you will one day go to heaven where you can orgasm over Edward Cullen. The most important factor of Cullenists is that they believe the world of Twilight to be real. Bethany accidentally let loose from her lips the fact that she doesn't think Twilight is so cool. The comment was heard by rabid, raging members of the Cullenism religion. Bethany was never heard from again. What does "cullenism" mean?A squeaky Fortnite player who saw you vent and wont hit puberty till 23 Hey wassup cullen Cullenism - what does it mean?sexy man/boy; great boyfriend; perfect to the right girl; amazing in bed and aggressive; smart I wish I could have a CULLEN! Cullenism - meaningA man who is a bad mutha. Most likely a ninja or some other bad ass profession, such as porn star, elected official, super-athlete or even C.E.O. of your mom. Disclaimer: Will fornicate with any friends hot mom with out regret. A cullen is a cold blooded panty bandit with the future in his eyes and fire spewing from his mouth. Woman A: Hey do you see that hot guy walking this way? Cullenism - definitionTo do something on purpose (not by accident) like you had a specific reason for doing it. Chris cullen dropped the bar of soap with full intentions of inviting another man to insert himself into his rectal cavity. Afterwards when realizing what he had done by purposely dropping the bar Chris whines βWhy is it always me getting screwedβ Cullenism - slangAn amazing guy any girl would be lucky to be with. He is super hot and sexy and perfect. He is smart and funny. He can always make you smile and it's always a great time being with him. He is a fantastic kisser and you will never want to leave him. He is the best boyfriend that any girl could ever have. He'll make any day an adventure. He is also true to himself and to others. He will not hide who he is and who he is is the best person you can ever meet in the world. "I met Cullen today, my life is complete." CullenismPerson 1: How was it last night Cullenisma religion of people who are in love with edward cullen. edward cullen is a vampire in the book series twilight. Girl 1: What religion are you? CullenismA new religion based off the sappy Mormon-written Twilight series. It has no tax exempt status, very few members, a prayer ripped off from the Lord's Prayer, and the majority of the congregation are virginal girls (not of the hot kind, either). Girl 1: What religion do you believe in? |
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