Mike was crowning, it was a tough decision between dropping a chalupa in the woods with no toilet paper, or waiting for the comforts of an outhouse three miles ahead.

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Crown on - definition

When the excrement in one's anus cannot be contained any longer and it starts pushing open the sphincter. Probably related to childbirth where the top of the baby's head (the crown) is first visable as it emerges from the vagina.

"OMG I'm crowning so bad it's like I've got a turtle neck hanging from my ass..."

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Crown on - slang

It’s just a head ring.

If you really think about it a crown is just a head ring

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Crown on

- the state of being very close to having to discharge fecal excrement, similiar to the state of "crowning" when giving birth. To reach this state, the turtle must be poking his head out.

"Dude, I'm crowning so bad I think I just baked a hashbrown in my underbritches"

"I have to snap a duece so bad that I'm crowning...can you smell it?"

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Crown on

v. To hit/beat someone on the head with a large blunt instrument, usually an iron, or something of similar stature. Usually this action is carried out as a direct result of someone not following specific orders, hence a punishment.

If you do not stop snoring in a minute, I am going to crown you.

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Crown on

When you feel your turd is pushing

I got to use the toilet, my turd is crowning

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