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What is creme egg?
A friend you only see once a year, and always hang out with just long enough to remember that you actually hate him.
"I ran into Greg at the bar and he hung around all night talking about corporate personhood. Dude is such a Cadbury Creme Egg."
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Creme egg - what is it?
When you shove a Creme Egg up your significant others behind and then proceed to eat it afterwards.
Finley did the Creme Egg Technique on his boyfriend even though he doesn’t even like Creme Eggs.
What does "creme egg" mean?
Is a sexual act requiring two people. one cock and one anus. the anus needs to be on the verge of taking a shit. The one with the cock then spits a thick mucus filled loogie onto the anus and pushes it in with their cock, then rapidly ejaculating. The anus party then pushes out the now enveloped loogie/ semen mixture, which is presumably completely encased in shit. This shit egg can then be hidden in the yard by someone in an easter bunny suit.
The night before easter I gave my girlfriend a cadbury creme egg, I then grabbed it and hid it along with other dyed eggs and candy. unfortunately her niece found it and put it in her easter basket.
Creme egg - what does it mean?
A roasted pigeon filled with semen
Josh: im so hungry right now
Ed: I've just finished making a Yorkshire creme egg if you want it
Creme egg - meaning
(n).when an inexperience males love truncheon unexpectedly explodes in his pants whilst in the spoon position.
rich - oh no not again!!!
girl (or boy) - whats happened?
Rich - i have just creme egg spooned in my pants.
Creme egg - definition
A simultaneous ejaculation and fart. Accidental or intentional.
Sexy babe: Urgh, Dave! You've creme egged in my eye. I can't see or breath!
Creme egg - slang
The use of a creme egg as a sex toy
Ease the egg into the vsginal melting pot and wait ... and a bit longer ... and a little bit longer ... then explore with the tongue until the melted egg spills it's contents then the fun begins.
Slide in the Creme Egg, melt it and lick it out, it's messy but someone has to do it.
Creme egg
When a man ejaculates into another's poo. When the victim goes to the toilet next there will be semen seeping from their shit.
While on the toilet after a long night of anal sex, Wendy noticed that Phil's semen was in her poop. She had been Creme Egg'd
Creme egg
"dude, i just gave her a creme egg!"
Creme egg
When a person makes a small hole in a Cadbury's creme egg, sucks the creme out then ejaculates into the egg, seals the hole and gives it to their unexpecting victim
"aw man shes been really annoying recently, im gonna have to give her a creme egg"