Definder - what does the word mean?

What is crazy monkey?

a. some good hard-core fuckin.

b. flat out good sex, with not a care in the world for anything else during that time.

Jessie: man, I just need to relax.

James: No. What you need is Crazy animal monkey sex!

Jessie: Ya, that too I guess

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crazy monkey - video


Crazy monkey - what is it?

The result of a heavy night of drinking which leads to the bringing home of a girl that is in a similar state of sobriety. Oftentimes the use of four or more *condoms are involved due to the enthalpy and entropy of the intercourse.
*Warning: Sometimes leads to the CLIM CLIM.

"Man, I had the best crazy drunken monkey sex last night with some girl. But I'm off to the doctor so I'll talk to you later."

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What does "crazy monkey" mean?

a person having Rectal sex with a man

I had crazy monkey handle sex with your dad.

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Crazy monkey - what does it mean?

When a woman is giving a man head and he proceeds to ejaculate in one of her eyes, punches her in the other eye, and runs away with her purse.

Whenever I want to end a relationship, or I'm low on cash I just pull a Crazy Monkey/Black Thundercloud and it solves all my problems.

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Crazy monkey - meaning

BECAUSE WE ARE HIGH.

lololol.
abbreviation - cms.
SUBSTITUTE CMS WITH IT TO MAKE YOUR LIFE.

I want it.

(I WANT CRAZY MONKEY SEX)

LOLOLOLOL

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Crazy monkey - definition

After intercourse when the female returns from her usual trip to the bathroom, you are waiting with a hot pile of poo, and lovingly throw it at her with.

I wanted to show her how muc I cared with a crazy monkey

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Crazy monkey - slang

A group of people acting feral while going to get an item/items.

"I was going to get a pencil when my teacher told our class to go up to her desk to get one, but everyone else ran and got one before I could. My classmates are such crazy monkey bitches."

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Crazy monkey

A frequent reaction women have, usually newly weds, when women are taken to tropical settings and commit unadulterated sexual acts on the other person. Their sexual appetite is dramatically increased and inhibitions are greatly reduced.

New Husband - "Man, when we were in Aruba for our honeymoon, my wife was a fiend for sex. All she wanted to do was have crazy monkey sex all day long!"

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Crazy monkey

When two lesbians use a banana as a dildo whilst participating in crazy lesbian sex. The taker hangs upside down while screaming like a crazy monkey.

Dude I walked past a tree today and saw two lesbians doing The Crazy Monkey!

I watched a lesbian porno today and saw two lesbians doing The Crazy Monkey and I went bananas.

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Crazy monkey

Awesomely cool. wicked. Freakin sweet. Off the wall. Pumpin.

Man look at that board!
Aww yeah man, its crazy monkey!

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