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What is crack the egg?

When you're hitting it from the back and right before you cum you hop on her back tap your dick on the back of their head twice then cum on top of her head so it drizzles down her forehead.

Bro I was fucking Layla last night and I ended up cracking an egg on her head.

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crack the egg - video


Crack the egg - what is it?

Spreading someone's ass cheeks apart.

Before he went to eat her ass he had to crack an egg.

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What does "crack the egg" mean?

The act of unloading ones jizz pistol into both hands and then miming the breaking of an egg over your partners face, letting the "egg whites" drip onto them.

"Make sure you Crack an Egg on her, for me."

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Crack the egg - what does it mean?

Just before orgasm, a man slaps his dick on his partner, then cums on that spot. the partner should get the feel that he cracked an egg on them.

Last night, i was Cracking an Egg on his/her face.

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Crack the egg - meaning

A game to play on a trampoline how to play: one person becomes the egg and curls up in the middle of the trampoline the the person/people try to make that person let go of there knees/not curl up by jumping when they do the egg has been cracked and someone else becomes the egg

Person 1:i played crack the egg yesterday
Person 2: what's that?
Person 1*:looks it up on UB*
Person 2:that sounds fun and dangerous!

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Crack the egg - definition

To menstruate.

"Hey Frannie, want to go roller-blading?"
"Hell no, I'm Cracking an Egg"

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Crack the egg - slang

The action of slapping someones head that is shaped like an egg

Alvin: wassup

Jack: Dont make me crack an egg
Alvin: Thats rude...

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Crack the egg

Specific point at which something goes wrong, just as in the phrase, "jump the shark."

(Derived from Lady Gaga's Rotten Egg of a Grammy Appearance.)

The night was great, but cracked the egg when Jill decided to throw up all over those children.

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Crack the egg

the female equivalent to the male "bust a nut."

"Man, all of the sudden, my man wanted to get all cozy and I was just interested in cracking a egg with him."

"Keep going! I'm getting ready to crack an egg!"

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Crack the egg

To grind weed, and/or open the grinder so that the grinded kush falls into the joint, similar to an egg being cracked over a bowl to make an omelette.

Guy 1: "I'm rolling a joint, crack the egg mate".

Guy 2: "The grinder is stuck, the egg won't crack"

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