What is cozzie?

The fattest italian that you will ever meet. He is straight up round. A few fun facts about him:
-He can't be trusted to fly or drive anything. Put him behind the wheel and you'll be sorry.
-He has a hard time being healthy. He dies a lot in video games and eats a lot of pizza.
-He will never get tired of pizza. He has been known to eat only pizza for weeks in a row.
-He's fat, and I mean really fat.
He isn't a virgin miraculously.

I saw someone fat and stupid on the street. I wonder if it was Lorenzo Cozzi.

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Cozzie - what is it?

UK slang for the “cost of living crisis” 2022-23, in the same vein as platy joobs or statey funes

I can’t afford a flipping Freddo because of the cozzie livs

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What does "cozzie" mean?

British slang for "cost of living crisis", referring to the 2022 crisis

"Are you coming out with us tonight?"
"Can't afford it, cozzie livs"

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Cozzie - what does it mean?

So fucking stupid, why is he so stupid? No one knows. When you see a cozzy run, his braincell eating virus is contagious and might make you stupid as well. Run for your fucking brain.

Dylan "Yo, cozzy can I copy your math?"
Cozzy "Bruh, you know I am a dumbass why would you ask that."

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Cozzie - meaning

Female Genitalia With STD's

"I Broke Up With My Ex Because She Had A Cozzy"

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Cozzie - definition

A symbol of hope and excellence which abounds dimensional realms.

Also used when referring to a person getting drunk and riding waltzers.

Example 1
"You going on the fair tonight?"

"Yeah I'm right mad fer gettin cozzyied tonight."

Example 2
"I was in the pub the other day and I felt so good about life that I just shouted COZZY at the top of my lungs"

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