Definder - what does the word mean?

What is couldn't be?

A phrase meaning "The degree to which I care about this could not possibly go lower." Most people naturally interpret it to mean "I care about this as little as any human could; my degree of care is 0".

But it can also be interpreted to mean "I care about this to a certain extent (which may be a little or a whole lot) and there is no way in hell my caring is ever going to drop."

Arguments about this can get pretty heated, with Team Couldn't Care Less tending to care more.

"Guess what happened on Dancing with the Stars last night?"
"Please don't bother me with that, I really couldn't care less about it."

"Mr. Politician, do you care about America?"
"I'm glad you asked that. I care about America more than anything in the world, and I couldn't care less, not in a million years. You'll have to pry my care from my cold dead hands."

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couldn't be - video


Couldn't be - what is it?

couldn't see anything

move i couldn't see jack

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What does "couldn't be" mean?

don't give a fuck.

Other: "Oh my gosh, did you hear about Jennie and her..."
Me: "Oh my gosh, did you hear abut the time that I couldn't care less?"
Other: "No"
Me: "Oh, well it's now :)"

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Couldn't be - what does it mean?

The proper way to express how you don't give a crap about something - you really don't care about something and it's impossible to not care any more. The common but incorrect variant "could care less" (which would technically imply that you do care about something) is widely used because of either a translation mistake into English, or those who blindly use phrases without taking a moment to understand their actual meaning.

Person A: A company just got sued for patent infringement!
Person B: *yawn* Oh really? I couldn't care less.

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Couldn't be - meaning

Too lazy to do a certain task. More socialbly acceptable phrase.

Teacher: Did you do your homework?
Kid : No, Mam, i couldn't be bottomed.

Twm's winning election slogan
"Couldn't be bothered."

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Couldn't be - definition

Usually a word followed by a homosexual, stupid, or unfunny comment, or just to make fun of someone who's bad at video games, or retarded . Usally starting with Imagine.. ____ then followed by Couldn't be me

"Damn Logan imagine being a simp, Couldn't be me"
"Damn bro imagine dying first, Couldn't be me"
"Damn bro imagine being gay, Couldn't be me"

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Couldn't be - slang

when you don't want to do something, so much so, that you, well; couldn't be fucked.

mom: "hey Jonny. take out the trash. will ya?"
jonny: "aw mom, i'm sorry but: i just couldn't be fucked."
mom: "you little shit."

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Couldn't be

people are saying this so quickly that it starts to sound like cunt which can be a bit awkward

person1: he cunt do that could he
person2: ??? cunt!
person1: couldn't
person2: oh sounds like it though
person1: ye

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Couldn't be

Could not

Couldn't this be the best opportunity ever?

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Couldn't be

An expression of unwillingness and or apathy towards a specific proposal. Shortened from couldn't be bothered and of fucked

Man 1: Hey, want to go suck a fart out of my ass?
Man 2: Nah, couldn't be

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