Definder - what does the word mean?

What is contractor?

Wild sex that occurs when two men Tag-team a woman after a long day of contracting work . Both men do so without showering, washing their hands, or taking off their boots .

Mike and Dave got done working on the barn and really gave that cashier from the hardware store the dirty contractor !

πŸ‘25 πŸ‘Ž11


contractor - meme gif

contractor meme gif

contractor - video


Contractor - what is it?

General Contractors or GC hire professionals to complete work on home projects. They charge a huge mark up on the labor cost of unlicensed tradesman such as Plumbing, Electrical and Havc. Along with other members of the construction community such as Masons and Carpenters. Their job is to insure that the work is completed not to code and by people who can’t speak English when the home owners try to speak to them.

Jerry the GC: I want to be the best General Contractor in the world.

Larry: How are you going to do that?

Jerry the GC: I will hire as many unskilled illegal Mexicans as I can and pay them nothing to produce crappy work.

Larry: Sounds like you’re the BEST for sure. Will you put crooked tile in my home now?

Jerry the GC: Sure will and plumbing that will only work for a few years!

πŸ‘59 πŸ‘Ž19


What does "contractor" mean?

An individual or entity hired by an interest group to influence public opinion towards some desired end, esp. one with no ideological investment in that particular end as a cause or issue (i.e. acting purely out of financial interest). Political contractors are often expert propagandists, who seek to denature existing language in order to discredit or tarnish its users (typically the opposition).

Krystal, despite her anti-corporatist beliefs, has been a willing political contractor for several multimedia outlets that receive high levels of corporate funding.

πŸ‘53 πŸ‘Ž15


Contractor - what does it mean?

The "prepared" beach-goer. Usually a large group of people, beach contractors can usually be identified by their large beach tent, excessive amount of drink coolers, towels, volley-ball net, and meat. Beach contractors spend just as much time setting up their tent, hauling their equipment from the car, and packing it all back in as much as they actually enjoy the beach. Beach contractors often come out on weekends, and stay for the entire day.

Maybe people dislike the beach contractor, because they are often loud and obnoxious; while others enjoy and linger near the beach contractor, because they can usually score food off them.

Kevin: Gee, Dave, I'm starved!

Dave: Look, it seems those beach contractors over there are just getting set up!

Kevin: Let's go linger and maybe score some food.

πŸ‘55 πŸ‘Ž13


Contractor - meaning

A particularly interesting term in that its two different meanings are indicative of opposite ends of the quality continuum.

1. When used to refer to tools of the trade that might be used by contractors, this term is used to indicate tools that are very rugged and of the highest quality.

2. When used to refer to the equipment & materials that a contractor, when left to his own devices, will install in a house or building, this term means the least expensive materials the contractor could get his hands on to get the job done.

1 - Look at this hammer - it's contractor grade.

2 - Just install some contractor grade cabinets; we don't have to live in it.

πŸ‘153 πŸ‘Ž29


Contractor - definition

Faggy asian kids who believe they have the ability to kill someone without guilt.

Kid: "I no longer have any qualms about kill you, for I am a contractor"
Me: "Shut the FUCK up"

πŸ‘55 πŸ‘Ž115


Contractor - slang

What Kid Rock drives after being arrested for beating up Tommy Lee.

Kid Rock got released from the police station, jumped on his contractor, and sped off into the countryside.

πŸ‘63 πŸ‘Ž65


Contractor

An IT Contractor is a person that gets paid huge amounts of money for doing nothing at all. The IT Contractor first came into its own in 1999 when the world was conned into thinking all computers would crash at midnight , news years day 2000. This was the biggest scam of all time and has for ever since been a legend in IT Contracting circles.

Contractors can be seen most, if not all evenings, occupying large tables in Bars / Pubs and talking about how good Linux is and how end users are thick cunts.

See also Lazy Cunt , Idle , Scammer , Useless Tossers , Booze, Alcoholic

Help my company has too much money, we need to employ an IT Contractor.

πŸ‘67 πŸ‘Ž25


Contractor

porn producer

he’s a respectable contractor.

πŸ‘35 πŸ‘Ž19


Contractor

Someone who doesn't have the skills or talent to hold down a permanent job. They are inherently lazy and sneaky.

Gareth and Simeon are contractors because they can't get real jobs.

πŸ‘211 πŸ‘Ž235