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What is college degrees?
BS: Bull Shit
MS: More of the Same
PhD: Piled Higher and Deeper
BS, MS, PhD (college degree acronyms) really stand for Batchler of Science, Master of Science, and Doctorate of Philosophy.
college degrees - video
College degrees - what is it?
Worthless trash, meant to be thrown straight in the trash can.
I have a master's degree and i work at Domino's, boy do i regret going to college. My college degree is trash.
What does "college degrees" mean?
A fancy sheet of paper that has no significance when in the hands of a woman.
You cant grab a great personality or motorboat a college degree.
College degrees - what does it mean?
Something an ou tard will never own, specifically, Noah, Norman "Nick", or Henry.
Lol, that ou tard will never obtain a college degree because she went to the University of Okla(HOE)ma.
College degrees - meaning
There are three major college degrees one can achieve: B.S., M.S., and PhD. These initials stand for the following-
B.S.-bullshit
M.S.-more shit
PhD.-piled higher and deeper
class dismissed.
mick: hey, the new engineer's specs are all out of whack!! we'll never get this thing built with these numbers!!
rick: well, buddy, you've just discovered the secret to a college degree. it consists of B.S., M.S., and PhD.
dick: yeah, we all know that, butthead!
rick: are you sure? for these college degrees, the initials stand for bullshit, more shit, and piled higher and deeper!!!
everybody laughs; the engineer in question walks through and they laugh even harder