Definder - what does the word mean?

What is cohorts?

A badass paramilitary force founded by Augustus originally intended to counter the power of the Praetorian Guard. They didn't receive as much pay as the PG, but usually did more than them. They also fought on the battlefield at times.

1: The Urbanae Cohortes is kicking the rebellion's ass. We'd better keep a distance.
2: Wow. That's not quite a large rebel force, but they sure are eating their asses.
1: Mhm.

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Cohorts - what is it?

Collective noun, a cohort of cunts can be used to describe a group of cunts numbering 4 or more.

You should have seen the cohort of cunts I had to carry on the bus today!

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What does "cohorts" mean?

A group of friends you quarantine with during a pandemic so you can keep drinking and taking shots together instead of through video. It is proven that peer pressure to drink does indeed transfer through the internet, but feelings of togetherness while holding another girl's hair as she vomits or putting a pillow by the toilet for your friend can only be experienced in person.

The term was coined by Alberta's Chief Medical Officer during her daily Covid 19 Pandemic updates in the early 20's. Alberta is basically the Texas of Canada. Those updates eventually coalesced into Alberta's bible and the Medical Officer into Alberta's Jesus who "saved" Alberta and later performed baptisms.

"I miss taking shots with you guys so much!"
"OMG! Why don't you become my cohort family?"
"Yeeahh, then we can buy big bottles of tequila at a time instead of small lonely ones. Lol"

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Cohorts - what does it mean?

1. a small army of warriors
b. a small warrior or armies
3. an anal probe

person 1: what is a cohort?
person 2: i dunno....
person 3: 'kay

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Cohorts - meaning

An acoustic (autistic) child continuously sings songs to relieve their tick.

Oh no, there's a cohort over there.

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Cohorts - definition

A word used within South London to describe a gang of posh private school kids... obviously the normal kids are in gangs

Hey you!!! get off the back seat of the bus ... or my Cohort will kick your butt!!!

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Cohorts - slang

Quarantining with your buddies so you don't have to drink alone as a pandemic rages around you.

Became big during the Covid-19 pandemic before we had the technology to shrink down and fight viruses with guns for all the next pandemics that followed.

Could also be used to describe group cocaine use during a pandemic but the cocaine never lasts long enough.

"I've been cohorting to keep my alcohol tolerance high so I'm not a total lightweight after"
"I need to stop cohorting every time there's a pandemic, my liver needs a break"

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Cohorts

1. A band of highly trained Roman Legionaries. Usually there are 600 men in a cohort.

2. A person that is a good friend.

3. A group of people.

1. The Praetorian Cohorts formed the front lines.

2. He's my cohort.

3. These people can be divided into two cohorts.

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Cohorts

A Colleen Hoover Fan Group

I'm a proud member of the CoHorts.

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Cohorts

The creation of internal beliefs when the human can not see how it is concieved, or when clairvoyancy is high enough to understand congruently.

cohorts is the creation of internal beliefs when the human can not see how it is concieved - or when clairvoyancy is high enough to understand congruently.

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