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What is cleats?
n. Nickname of Hall of Fame Middle Linebacker Jack Lambert of the Pittsburgh Steelers of the 70's and 80's. Due to a basketball (or weightlifting) accident (reports differ), his upper incisors were knocked out, so his upper canines appeared to be very large, not unlike Count Dracula's. At first, he wore dentures while playing. Eventually, he realized his visage without dentures (downright monstrous) matched his play, and added to his abilities in intimidating opposing offenses. His intensity and intimidation are a bit of contrast to the cerebral play of team-mate and fellow HOFer Jack Ham, aka "Dobre Shunka."
"Dracula in Cleats" was NFL Defensive Player of the Year twice.
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Cleats - what is it?
When a girl plays like she likes you and gives her your number but when you go for second contact you realize its a fake number and it feels like a 300 lbs football player stepped on your balls
Guy 1: I picked up this chick at the market and got her number but the person on the other end says wrong number.
Guy 2: I think you got cleated mang
What does "cleats" mean?
There’s a lot more cleat in this spaghetti than I thought there would be!
Cleats - what does it mean?
A portmanteau describing CLoned mEAT
Susan: "Eck! This steak tastes like cleat! Where did you get it?"
Albert: "I brought it home from the lab."
Susan: "I knew it!"
Cleats - meaning
A wasted cliterus, belonging to decent lass, but has sealed over from lack of use, in effect becoming hermetically sealed.
Myra's some bird, its a shame her cleat has become hermetically sealed, you'd need a chisel and a blow torch to get your jollies with her now.
Cleats - definition
the studs that make the difference between a tennis shoe and cleat
I cant wear these cleats to school it'll wear out the cleatness
Cleats - slang
The act of eating so clean that even the extra vowels and consonants have been shredded from existence.
Man, he's been cleating for months now, he must really want to get shredded for Stereo.
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To get stabbed/slashed/kicked, or in any other way harmed by someone's cleat.
Joe got cleated in soccer and it left an ugly bruise.
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ugly, very ugly; meant to symbolize "no cleats on the hard wood(boner)"
THat trick was super cleats, I'd never hit that, even with a brown paper bag.
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Nipples - Nice perky nipples on a females breast
"She had nipples like screw in cleats"
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