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What is circumcise?
Ooooooooooowwww! (from the Latin for "oooooooowwww!")
Circumcision? "Uhh...could you talk about something else? Like prison rape? Anything?" -Jim Gaffigan
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Circumcise - what is it?
Losing your foreskin privileges.
You're now circumcised, billy.
What does "circumcise" mean?
The act of removing a male's foreskin. Controversial for obvious reasons. There are cons such as exposing the usually covered part of the penis to the harsh world, but there are many health benefits such as a decreased chance of getting HIV, Cervical cancer, or Siphilis.
Originally it was only used ceremonially in Jewish communities, and later in the Muslim faith. Today the practice is common in the United States as a whole, Christian, Jew, Mulsim, or whatever.
Person in locker room: Dude! What's wrong with your dick!?
Jew: I had a circumcision
Person: Ew... I heard it makes Sex not feel as good.
Jew: Well I only was uncircumcised for 8 days so I can't really say anything about that.
Circumcise - what does it mean?
a guy whose penis has had the skin cut off of it.
"Yo man, where the rest of your dick?". "Don't know, I was circumcised when I was a baby."
Circumcise - meaning
What happens when ignorant parents are jealous of their beautiful child.
Mother: Honey, our son was so handsome that I cut his foreskin off.
Father: Thank god you circumcised him! At least he isn't as good looking as I am.
^^^ Fucking parents don't even know what circumcision does to the poor boy's sex life.
Circumcise - definition
I was never circumcised.
Circumcise - slang
To cut off a large amount of sensitive skin surrounding the penis. It is very painful when done without anaesthetic.
Invented by the jews.
"I had baby joe circumcised, but I wish I hadn't; he hasn't stopped crying for hours."
"IMA STOOPID JEW AND MY DICK LOOKS LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!" - a Jewish man
Circumcise
Doctor: Would you like me to circumcise your newborn?
New Mom: Hmm, should I?
New Dad: What? Maul his cock? Ah fuck it, go ahead...
Circumcise
A term for E-cig users: The act of taking off the bridge and wick of an atomizer to making direct dipping easier.
"I circumcised my LR510 atty, now dry hits aren't so bad"
Circumcise
To remove the foreskin off of the penis.
That guy was circumcised!