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What is christian mom?A mom who only likes "Halleluja" and "Jesus take the wheel". Hi, i am a Middle aged christian mom. christian mom - videoChristian mom - what is it?A Devout Christian Mom (DCM) is like my mom. She's the kind of mom who tries to control every aspect of her kid's lives in fear of her religion. She won't admit she fears religion, but inside she probably does. She believes anyone who is gay, believes in evolution, or thinks we should deal with climate change is a Satanist. If you're her kid, you're screwed. She thinks spanking kids only serves to make them strong and brave. She'd prefer to give a kid a shitty religious education rather than a public school education because, "God said so", or whatever she believes. Normal kid: "Aw crap, I tripped!" What does "christian mom" mean?christian's mom is a very sexy and naughty woman that likes to get anal from bobby until her butthole bleeds and loves ass to mouth very much. christian doesnt know about his mother's sexual tendencies, but bobby likes to remind him as often as possible bobby: man, christians mom can suck the juice out of my balls. Christian mom - what does it mean?a mom who stereotypes almost everything, doesn't let there kid play anything rated above T, their kid can only listen to Gods plan,thinks all metal is evil, and is terrified of muslims. oh God it's her anyone but her,the christian mom. Christian mom - meaningThe most homophobic, Controlling, And total pain in the ass parent alive. While the soccer mom is a terrible beast the Christian mom beats them, this mother will do anything in her power to shield her poor child from everything and will force Jesus upon them, making them go to church everyday, going to a Christian school, going to church camp, and many more activities. If you sadly stumble apon them and disagree with them they will end you " sorry my mom said i can only go to church camp not art camp" |
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