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What is cereal boxes?
Refers to an individual's character that makes them appear bland and boring.
Derivation: Maybe originated from the idea of cereal being an everyday item thus making it uninteresting.
She's superfine but got the personality of a cereal box.
cereal boxes - video
Cereal boxes - what is it?
Someone who has no shape, wears black all the time, most likely to be a girl
Person 1: She has no shape
Person 2: She's a goth cereal box
Person 1: You right
What does "cereal boxes" mean?
A person who stares at the cereal box in an unblinking,trance-like state while eating their morning cereal.This can be differentiated from someone just reading the ingredients or nutritional info by the fact the said zombie performs the same ritual every #!*#* morning.Zombies also breath heavily through their nose because they are shoveling cereal in their pie hole like a starved Ethiopian.
You don't even try to talk to dad at breakfast because he is a cereal box zombie.
Cereal boxes - what does it mean?
A very shaky command of French, gained primarily from reading bilingual product labels in Canada. Comes from the common experience of reading cereal boxes during breakfast.
1. I would love to visit Quebec, but like most Albertans, I only know cereal box French.
2. Aaron: How did you know that "gratuit" meant "free"?
Barbara: Must be my cereal box French.
3. Edmonton hasn't won a championship in such a long time that someone vandalized their "City of Champions" sign to read "City of Champignons" ("City of Mushrooms") Even Edmontonians understand cereal box French.
Cereal boxes - meaning
A set of sexual acts that have names of cereal.
Fruit Loops: Take a girl and cover her with apple and orange juice while she is on acid.
Coco Puffs:When you have a fat black chick and you cover her with Hershey chocolate syrup and milk.
Reese's Puffs: When you have a orgy consisting of Caucasian, Hispanic, and Filipino women.
I had so many women over we had some cereal boxes.
Cereal boxes - definition
A name for a girl that has no breasts
John: Fuck that girl has no tits
Tim: Yeah she's a cereal box
Cereal boxes - slang
Your girlfreind, your crush; your ability to get a girfreind
"Hey, do you have any cereal boxes"
"Nah man, i dont have any game"
"Lame"
Cereal boxes
Somebody (generally a foreigner) who can't drive properly. Can be either a "cereal box" or a "cereal box driver".
The name comes from the fact that they probably got their licence out of a cereal box.
Argh! Flippin' cereal box!!! Learn how to drive!
Cereal boxes
When a girl thinks they have no curves or that they aren’t thick and are flat every where meaning they think they have no booty or boobs or both
Alex: Damn girl I’m a cereal box
Sara: Same like addy she got some curves she’s no where near being a cereal box
Cereal boxes
a place u go to, to escape reality. no one else can enter your cereal box, only you!
brian: i went into my cereal box last night it was great!
shaun: huh? what are you high?!
brian: no dude you should go into your cereal box sometime its great!
shaun: ...
brian: anything is possible when your-
shaun: dude?
brian: lalalalala in a cereal box!
shaun: ... poor ol brian. ok take him away boys.
(brian spent several years in the Cuckoo Puffs asylum, he was later found dead from suffocation inside a cereal box)