The following is the definitive answer to the what is a Catholic.
1.)a homophobic person who renounces homosexuality yet endorses pedophilia committed by it priest... There have been thousands of priest who have been found to have abused children sexually but have not been arrested or received any punishment for their actions. The Vatican is aware of the miss-deeds of its priest yet refuses to punish said priest and continues to object to the GLBT community at large.
2.) A person who follows a cult that was responsible for the merciless killing in inquisitions- Spanish inquisition and other such acts where it is said countless millions of people of other faiths had been burned at the stake by Jesuit priest and others.
3,.) A person who follows a violent confrontational religion that seeks control of every aspect of the world from government to individual.
4.) A person who follows Homosexual faith even though their church and the Vatican deny the homosexual nature of its priesthood.
5.)A person who follows a faith who history is written in the blood of innocent victims.
It is rumored that the Vatican has the name and location of every human born stored in a large computer.
It is further rumored that the Vatican seeks to implant all people with an ident chip 7-8 days after they are born to βidentifyβ a person when moving from one area to another or to track people. The technology used is similar to what is found in pet I.D. chips.
Example of the Catholic system of belief: A religion that is violent and intolerant. Most of its followers lack the ability to think for themselves and are often referred to as sheep
Bobby: "God dammit mom, i gotta take a SHIT!!!"
Mother: "I'm sorry Bobby, but now that i got a new catholic boyfriend, everything is a sin"
Bobby: "Fuck that!, im goin in!!!"
Boyfriend: "You know your going straight to hell!"
The church which sprang up in Rome during the time of Christ but not ordained by him.
In the 1300-1600's anyone who was not Catholic was murdered by these "Godly" people. Yup. Torture chambers, iron maidens, thumbscrews, anal pears, the whole bit. Not to mention beheading and burning at the stake.
The catholics DID NOT however, persecute atheists (surprise?)
Protestant religions, despite getting whacked out of existence as soon as the Catholics found out of their being, finally managed to prosper in the 1600's and eventually found their way to America. Then the Catholics showed up... *chop* *chop*
The Catholics also support homosexual activities. A "live as you please and then confess" lifestyle and such. You can sin all you want and confessing will make it legit.
When monks/priests and other "laymen" take a vow of celebacy, it is only in regards to women, children/young boys are not off limits.
"Man, those catholic schoolgirls look fine with their uniforms! You know she's a freak underneath it all!"
"Dude, you go out with a catholic girl? Your ass woulda been ashes for that not too many years ago"
"So, how long has your little cousin been going to confession? Let's check his anus and see how loose it is, you catch him"
Someone who thinks they are better than anybody else because somebody told them so, and they readit ina book.
The Catholic Church is the "Only True Church" How arrogant can these people be?
What about Hundus, Islams, Protestants, Jews, Muslims, Shintos, and the rest of them? Are they all wrong? Are Babtists evil? Is being Episcopilian wrong because Mary isn't a Saint? Who is right?
Why does the Catholic church proclaim supremacy? Did Jesus declare that?
the religion who happened to be the first chritians until martin luther came with his head up his ass and tried to force the catholic church to ass and take out things out of the bible. even thought the bible has a warning on the back saying ne1 who adds or taked out of the bible will suffer the plagues that r fitured in the bible" thats y catholics think hes burning in hell.plus catholics are christians for u dumbasses who dont believe so cuz the bible says that ne1 who believes jesus is the messiah is christian! and catholics believe so , so pull ur head out of ur ass!!!
ppl who insult catholics are hypocrites because u kno wat? u aint a good christian cuz the bible says respect all religions. heh u hypocrite.