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What is catch and release?
A port-o-john user's key to survival.
The user carefully hangs several strips of toilet paper from the toilet seat into the port-o-john, creating a dangling basket, also known as the "crap trap". The user then rests his derrière on the seat and begins to void his bowels in comfort, knowing the threat of a geyser shooting straight up his mud canal has been mitigated by the hanging "shit swing". This completes the the first part of the process known as the CATCH.
After the poo purge is complete, the user then simply leans forward, allowing the basket to fall to its inevitable doom in the blue waters below, and thus completing the last part of the process known as the RELEASE.
Note: This method was created and perfected in rather austere conditions and has proven to be an invaluable tool in one's survival of plastic public toilets.
They had just emptied the port-o-let. I was in a rush but I should have used the catch and release method... When my crap hit the pool below, a minty fresh blue stream shot right up my butthole, leaving me shaking in the fetal position on the plastic floor. It was as though i had just experienced my first bout with prison sex.
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Catch and release - what is it?
When you have been tied down to a girl so long that you need to play the field and sniff the fresh muff. However, you merely escalate it to the point of hooking up and then release her before anything physical occurs. Hence, Catch and Release.
Go out with your boys. Sniff around, maybe even get a booty dance. Get her number, delete it, and then go back home to your girl. Catch and Release.
What does "catch and release" mean?
In dating when you think the other person is a keeper, you finally get them to agree to be with you. At this point you find that they are a total Psycho Bunny, which makes you drop them in less time that it takes to go from 0-60 in a funny car.
Bob "What happened to Sally? I thought you said she was the one for you"
Eric "Sorry dude, it was a catch and release on her."
Bob "Psycho Bunny?"
Eric "yeap."
Catch and release - what does it mean?
1. they act of using one hand to fish hook or "catch" a woman, while having sex from behind, and with the other hand, giving her a donkey punch to "release" her.
I knocked that hooker out with the ole' catch and release.
Catch and release - meaning
Flirting during a conversation or even a date in a very forward manner, creating the impression of a strong sexual interest, with no intention of actually following through.
I don't like the term cock teasing. I prefer to think of it as 'catch and release'.
Catch and release - definition
To take a breezy home tap it and never call her ass again. In other words a one night stand
Last night I met this dime.She seemed crazy thats when I knew it was time for a catch and release.
Catch and release - slang
To catch and release is to go after a guy/girl until it becomes apparent that they want you, then, you just drop it, and move on.
"I'm so sick of him already... I think it's time to move on to my next victim."
"God, you're always doing that to guys...."
"Yeah man, it's all about the catch and release."
Catch and release
The act of buying an item or items of clothing with the intention of returning them for a refund.
Mary went to the mall to buy a new dress which she knew she would return. She practices the art of catch and release and thus can shop and save money.
Catch and release
to catch feces in your hand and throw it away
Jon was too tired to get out of the shower to poop and his poop was too big to stomp down the drain so he pulled a "catch and release" and tossed it into the toilet.
Catch and release
Catch and release - n - the practice of hooking up with someone and not becoming emotionally/physically attached to them.
As a result, other people have a chance to hook up with this person because he or she has been "caught and released" back into the wild.
Ben: "Yo I nailed this girl last night"
Dave: "So are you going to call her later?"
Ben: "Hell no man, I practice catch and release. That way, you can have a shot with her next weekend."
Dave: "Thanks Ben. You are a great person and a noble gentleman."