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What is canadian?
A country known for reasonably good beer, hockey, snow, and maple syrup. Gave the world some good actors, and damn funny comedians. Canada's greatest gift to the world: The Kids In The Hall.
Also a country full of arrogant, hypocritical snobs who greatly enjoy talking shit about other countries for no apparent reason. Childish internet tough guys with a massive, and entirely undeserved superiority complex that makes Americans seem modest by comparison. Canadians take third place in arrogance coming in second to France, with Brazil taking up first place.
When thinking of these people, think of Canada as America's little brother. For this metaphor, imagine America as the older brother that became a doctor, went off to war, and became a famous hero. Canada didn't go to college, because Canada wanted to smoke pot, and try doing stand-up comedy. Canada is great fun at parties, but get it drunk, and all Canada does is talk shit about America. Canada's overall good really, it's just those few times the more asinine part of Canada shows -like in the other definitions posted here- that make Canada look bad. If only someone could SHUT that part of Canada UP, Canada would be so much better for it, and there would be less awkwardness between Canada and it's brother America.
Also, it's rumored the country is so full of immagrants because any natural born canadians are born with extremely small, pine cone shaped genitalia making reproduction nearly impossible. This rumor is unproven, as no one wants to fuck a Canadian.
"Oh, you're a Canadian? Real powerful message you've got there with the maple leaf on your flag. 'Oh we're Canada! Don't mess with us or we'll... dry up and blow away!' What have you accomplished since... ever, besides making people laugh intentionally and unintentionally?"
Some Guy: "Oh, you're from Canada? Hehe, nice country eh?"
Canadian: "HEY, FUCK YOU BUDDY. WE DON'T SAY EH, EVEN THOUGH I JUST DID EH, BUT THAT WAS JUST TO POINT OUT THAT WE DON'T SAY IT EH. I'LL BET YOU'RE STUPID. I'LL BET YOU'RE FROM A STUPID COUNTRY, LIKE AMERICA. AMERICA SUCKS FOR NO REASON THAT I CAN NAME. FUCK ALL OF YOU, MY DICK IS BIGGER THAN YOURS. NO I WON'T PROVE IT YOU FAG. FUCKING AMERICAN FAGGOT THINKING YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL FAMOUS AND ACCOMPLISHED AND SHIT, AND THE REST OF THE WORLD DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHO WE ARE. AS SOON AS I FINISH MY BEER, I'LL KICK YOUR ASS. I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!!!"
Some Guy: "I'm from Vienna, actually..."
Canadian: "YEAH, WELL FUCK YOU TOO EH!"
Canadian: "We Jim Carrey, Mike Meyers, and Shania Twain! Ha!"
Other person: "Yeah, if you're so great then why'd all your celebrities move *away* from your country?"
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Canadian - what is it?
I convenient alibi for Americans in France. Everyone knows the French hate Americans.
Waiter: Porc américain stupid Stupid American pig!
American: Non ! Je suis canadien, je jure No! I am Canadian, I swear.
Waiter:: Dans ce cas, je ne cracherai pas en votre nourriture. In that case, I will not spit in your food.
What does "canadian" mean?
a person who lives in canada, dont talk gangster
we do say eh on occasion, but hey at least we dont have southern accents eh? can take a joke. and only the male gender have penis's. somthing new to you yanks.
oh and by the way americans have french speaking states too.
a country called canada where canadians live...need I say more?
Canadian - what does it mean?
A polite, un-armed american with health insurance.
Also born with +10 stat boost to cold resistance, a talent for winter-sports and an in-explainable need to use silly euphemisms to describe native currency (example: looney)
"All the canadians we met were incredibly friendly, untill we picked up a hockey stick.."
Canadian - meaning
Someone who is proud to live in the country they live in.
My name is Kanthia, and I am Canadian.
Canadian - definition
Canadians don't live in igloos or fucking log cabins, and hell no, we don't say 'aboot'You fucking retards. We live in normal houses with normal roofs, windows and fucking doors. And hell ya we make damn good beer and better at hockey, and lastly, we don't say eh? at every end of the fucking sentence. You think canadians are a bunch of idiots, take a look at BUSH (that fag)
Jim Carrey, Celine Dion, Shania Twain, Mike Meyers ,etc - people that are nothing but talented and born in Canada (Canadian)
Canadian - slang
Expression for black people used by whites as "code" when they want to refer to blacks in a semi-derogatory manner without being detected in a group of people
"Jeezus, look at all the Canadians out tonight."
Canadian
1. People from Canada. We are very proud of our country, so don't insult it when we can hear you. We do not say eh any more than anyone else does, and don't live in igloos.
2. What Americans say they are when their're on vacation, especially in England.
1. I live in Canada, deal with it.
2. Yeah, I'm Canadian. I've got the flag on my backpack.
Canadian
Somebody from the country north of the United States, which has:
Maple Syrup; Hockey; Universal Healthcare; Peace; Low Crime/Violence Rates; Excellent Donuts and Coffee (AKA Tim Horton's); Better, Cheaper Beer; Lovely Women; Nicer People;
Better Winter Sports; Cultural/Tolerance; Good/Cheap Education; Superior Genetalia.
Person 1: So I got smashed on good brew this weekend and had some great sex.
Person 2: Oh yeah, eh? Me too!
Person 3: (Jealously) Damn canadians.
Canadian
a secretive way to refer to a person of color as not to be interpreted by strangers
i dont want to go downtown....because its full of...canadians.