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What is can't even?
When you're in so much shit, or at least think you are, that you can't do anything, except breathing, that is needed to live.
I need to get out of bed today but I can't even function.
can't even - video
Can't even - what is it?
This phrase came from social media like Instagram, usually when a post is funny or strange. Now it has evolved into another "typical white girl word" like "starbucks" or "chipotle" .
Did you see Kayla's twerking video on instagram? Yeah, I can't even!
Girl, the new kid is fiiine! I know right, I can't even.
What does "can't even" mean?
When you literally can't even! When your emotions are so fucked up that you just can't even.
"He is so hot! I can't even."
"Omfg! I hate you so much! I can't even."
Can't even - what does it mean?
An incomplete thought used generally by the Caucasian-American female when something causes them to laugh rather hard. Typically, the Caucasian female does not know what she "can't even".
Caucasian female 1: Omg, Did you see this Vine yet??
Caucasian female 2: No! Show me!
Caucasian female 1: *Shows her*
Caucasian female 2: *Literally dying* Bahaha! Omg, I can't even...!
Can't even - meaning
The complete, sudden onset of the cessation of brain activity, brought under the presence of acute stress, which fully affects the person only a short time after it strikes them. Said person, under the duress of the symptoms, demonstrate their affliction by alerting to others that they can't even, in reference to their inability to deal with the symptoms, or their inability to perform simple actions which have been made impossible by their afflictions.
"I can't even- (breath, talk, think, feel my body, etc.)"
Can't even - definition
Used on blogging sites, mostly Tumblr, is an expression that denotes so many emotional responses that the user can’t even comprehend what has been said or seen.
I literally cannot even..
I can't even..
I am unable to even..
I have lost my ability to even..
I am so unable to even..
Can't even - slang
Can't deal or can't handle it/you.
"I can't even right now."
Can't even
1. A sarcastic phrase of the Modern White Girl. Used when surprised, pleased, scared, happy or pissed off. Usually is used in context with "literally" or "oh my gosh".
2. The act of "can't evening"
Person 1: look at this text I got from him
Person 2: I can't even
Can't even
What a white girl says under stress and requires Starbucks immediately.
After hearing Lazaro's long speech about nothing in general, Ms.Feshbach picked up her Cool Lime Starbucks Refresher and walked out the class and said "I can't even"
Can't even
The last words of a dying white girl.
Courtney is "literally dying" because she "can't even."