Definder - what does the word mean?

What is california cow?

The act of forcing a turd from your butthole. Often involves grunting due to the fight to push out the feces. Similar to trying to move a literal cow, California Brown Cow is large and stubborn

-Dude what was all that grunting in there?
-Had a stubborn California Brown Cow that just didn't want to leave pasture

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California cow - what is it?

1. A Fat female that’d be good looking if she wasn't morbidly obese.

2. A Fat Blunt from California

Shaq: Yo that girls a snack !

Abraham Lincoln: She’s too big for you bro. She’s a whole buffet !

A California Cow is A Fat female that’d be good looking if she wasn't morbidly obese .

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