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What is calculating?
for people too lazy to say "catch you all later".. saying it really fast makes it "calculator".. used especially when hurrying out of a friend's car.. or when done IMing or txting a group of friends or exiting a chat room..
me (IMing with more than 2 friends): hey gtg guys, calculator!
friend 1: i'll calculator too! bye!
friends 2 & 3: sure!
me (thanking friends for a ride home): thanks! calculator!
friends: hopefully soon!
calculating - meme gif
calculating - video
Calculating - what is it?
Acts intentionally to achieve something
Anyone who turns on their location for everyone when they are plotting is calculated (and a loser).
because they want others to see what they’re doing
What does "calculating" mean?
Brooke: *phone falls out of pocket in class*
Aiden: “You dropped your calculator.”
Brooke: “Yea, thanks.”
Teacher: “What did you drop?”
Brooke: “My calculator.”
Teacher: “Ok. Get back to work.”
Calculating - what does it mean?
The reason why we don't need math, especially in high school, when you'd rather be snogging.
Tim: Math is @#$%?&*!!! I hate it! I want to snog!
Tim's dad: This is why there are calculators. Don't forget the rubber, son.
Calculating - meaning
Cheating device for those to lazy to work out 2+2.
Idiot 1: Dude, what's 2+2?
Idiot 2: Dunno. Steal Jane's calculator.
Calculating - definition
Malware dev's most admired system program to test whether their remote access trojan works
*plays multiplayer game* zOmG!! teh calculator have just opened by itself!11
🧐🤪🤪🤪
Calculating - slang
You really got a 36 on your ACT? You're such a fucking calculator
Calculating
My brain, my every ounce of being human
Guy 1: Have you seen my brain?
Guy 2: what? you lost your brain?
Guy 1: yeah, it is green and had buttons on it, oh yeah it say "Texas Instruments" on the front.
Guy 2: dude, that's a calculator
Guy 1: I DON'T CARE JUST FIND IT
Calculating
When someone does something really cool that took an outrageous amount of luck or effort. Sometimes it takes lots of planning.
Dude 1: I'm going to make this basket from 100 feet away!
Dude 2: Shit, can you really?
*Dude 1 makes the shot*
Dude 2: Shit Dude! That throw was calculated!
Calculating
acting in a scheming and ruthlessly determined way
he was a coolly calculating, ruthless man