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What is cake farts?
A common white trash just like Palin or the Britney Spears, who uses a body part other than their brains to become a me-me sensation. Just like the other two, won't miss any opportunity to embarrass themselves for a pinch of publicity.
That's what's wrong with America: every trailer trash who wants to become famous farts on a cake or embarrasses herself with stupid ignorant comments like Palin. Cake Fart Girl epitomizes this malaise.
cake farts - video
Cake farts - what is it?
The act of consuming so much white cake that it causes you to have a sudden spell of unrelenting gas.
Whenever the gas expells, it fills the air with the sweet aroma of a sweets bakery that was attacked by diarrhea infected pigeons, Bill Cosby, the salty tears of orphaned children, and bees. Not to mention lots of white cake.
An unfortunate result of white cake farts is the frosting that dribbles out of ones anus. If you are going to eat a lot of white cake, please be smart and have a change of underwear at hand.
Becky refused to have white cake at her fifth wedding. She didn't want a repeat of the last four times...the guests ate so much of it that they were having some really rank white cake farts.
What does "cake farts" mean?
A gigantic, usually pretty loud fart that comes out multi-tiered, starting out extremely wide and becoming more narrow towards the end of the fart, feels like it's shaped almost like a wedding cake
I woke up to a nice wedding cake fart this morning, I felt pretty invigorated.
Cake farts - what does it mean?
According to your phone, your top nigga from da hood.
"Yo, where you at, Cake-Fart?"
Cake farts - meaning
The kind of fart someone achieves when they are a complete fat ass who eats cakes all day, this is usually detected in the bathroom. You can tell just by the tangy smell and unusual odor that the person consumes extremely high amounts of sugar. You can't quite put your finger on it, but you just know they sit there eating cakes all day, almost no vegetables, and very little protein.
"Damn it smells like straight cake farts in here! What the hell have you been eating all day? Ice cream and twinkies??"
Cake farts - definition
A rather disgusting website where a girl gets naked and farts with her ass buried in the cake
Wow that chicks hot to bad she had to fart in cakes on that website. ergo cake fart.
Cake farts - slang
The application of chocolate cake to one's posterior immediately prior to expulsion of a flatus or series of flatii through the anus.
Leroy: "What happened to my chocolate cake, man?"
Derek: "Patsy cake farted it all over Norah's face this morning"
Leroy: "Safe, man, safe"
Cake farts
Putting your "BH" on a cake & farting. Blowing the frosting off the cake with your "BH".
BH=butthole
Leslee took off her panties & has been cake farting all up in this bitch.
Cake farts
What you get when you squat in to a cake backwards like a truck bumping a dock, and lower yourself into said cake...and fart.
Side effects of cake farts are risk of giant butthole and comical sounding farts. Ask your doctor.
You know what I like the most? Cake farts.
Cake farts
the act of getting naked and farting on a cake. to be a true cake fart the asshole must come in contact with the frosting.
"you know what i like the most? cake farts"
direct quote from cake fart girl
"i'm going to need to get real comfortable for this"