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What is caige?
Originating from a bunch of idiots in my gym class shipping me and a girl named Paige together because apparently, in bullcrap land, holding hands automatically means "Dating," Caige defines a popular ship that would never happen and is completely false.
Idiot from my gym class: "OMG I saw Cam and Paige hold hands they're a couple now I ship #Caige OMG!"
Me: "OMFrG I will END YOU!"
Sans: "it's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming. On days like these, kids like you - SHOULD NOT BE SHIPPING TWO PEOPLE WHO ARENT IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER. Aaaaand should be getting dunked on."
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Caige - what is it?
Caige, he is a great guy who will always have your back. He makes the best guy friend any girl could ever have. He got a Thiccy Nikki booty. He has brown eyes and he makes the weirdest faces when focusing. He is usually the funniest in a room and is pretty dirty-minded. But he can find the best and worse out of ANY situation.
"You know caige?"
"Uhm... No"
"The funny Caige! The one with the butt"
"Oh! Coleman?"
"Yeah Caige Coleman the one who looks like a box in his football uniform!"
"Okay, I know who your talking about"
What does "caige" mean?
Caige
A sexy man-beast with a life for killing horses with light-bulbs. Caige is also green. Caige loves to touch his big sloppy wet slimy glorious sexy fat huge brown purple english italian hot dog. Caige's favourite animal is the morgan freeman. When caige rides that morgan freeman, he rides it with awesomeness, wetness and of course SEXYNESS. Caige knows where to touch morgan freeman in all the right places, and when he does it, he does it with STYLE. When caige is alone, he likes to touch himself really hard! Caige really has a sexy body too, his favourite thing to do in fact, is to TOUCH his sexy body. Caiges gender can be anywhere from Retard, to agender! so he does not care if you assume his gender! Caige is also really hairy, like really really hairy! back hair and all! So next time you want to mess with caige, you shouldn't! because he will mess with you in the most wrong ways ever in the history of mankind.
-Girl A: OMG!!!! Caige is so sexy!
-Girl B: IKR!!! I want him to touch me in the most wrong places ever in the history of mankind!!!
-Morgan Freeman: IKR!!!! Caige does that to me all the time, like every night!!!
- Girl Z: He touched me so wrong, that i became a man!!!!
-Bill Cosby: Hey, who is this Caige guy? I am supposed to be the only one that can touch people in the most wrong places ever in mankind.
-Girl 3: Bill touch me some more please!!!!!
-Bill Cosby: I am sorry woman but only Caige can touch us now!
ALL HAIL OUR GOD CAIGE, THE SEXY , GREEN, MAN_BEAST!
Caige - what does it mean?
A super sweet, funny guy who will do anything for the people he cares about. He's the best friend anyone could ask for and everyone loves him and feels the need to confide in him. He puts others above himself. He's majestic like a unicorn and has a booty like a beach ball so amen to that.
"Do you know Caige?"
"The one with the booty? Duh."