Definder - what does the word mean?

What is buzzard?

A broke down bitch that ain't got a dime to they name.

This chick dominique makinzie ain't shit but a barbie doll buzzard.

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Buzzard - what is it?

a big fat rashy skank that hangs out at closing time around filthy cowboy bars, lookin' for some sodomy.

I drove by Crazy Horse last night and there were 4 or 5 buzzards hanging out front.

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What does "buzzard" mean?

usually intoxicated, slurring, and often confused for a moron. Often recieves fellatio in high traffic area's.

look at that buzzard get head in Telley's chair.

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Buzzard - what does it mean?

Someone who is nearly never sober and has crossed the line into a life of total fantasy and drunken illusions.

Defintion 2: A catcher of buzzes of all kinds

Damn, that guy's a fuckin' buzzard! Did you see that buzz he caught?

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Buzzard - meaning

long haired drunk still living in the 80's, wears tight acid washed jeans and drives a red Z-28

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Buzzard - definition

A streetwalker that is almost always intoxicated while gaining teenagers respect by their willingess to purchase them alcohol.
Known buzzards are: frying pan man, Artie and whitey.

We need beer tonight, lets go cruise Union Ave to look for buzzards.

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Buzzard - slang

A user of Google Buzz. Such a user is a buzzard because they're circling waiting for the demise of other social networking.

All the buzzards are waiting around for facebook to die so they can eat its eyeballs.

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Buzzard

Any object, visual, sensual or stimulating of any other sense that holds the characteristics appertaining of Buzzardace.
A disgusting object or situation.

Buzzard Things-
Incest.
Bad Smells.
Mold.
Some people.
Illuminous Orange.
Chavs.
Piercings.
Text Speak.

Buzzard Situations-

Professor Heinrich- And the thing that perplexed me the most about the intriuge of the deciduous deux ex machina was the exquisite irony of a dodecahedronal mammal surmounted off its homo-sapien cousin of submission and shameful ridicule by its society's peers.
Rick the stoner- ...Yeah, I know, it's buzzard.

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Kelly- I wouldn't drink out of that glass, my brother just farted in it.
Jenny- Buzzard!

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Buzzard

Someone who is generally annoying the hell out of you. Killing your buzz. talking during the show etc.

Dave: "we gotta get away from these buzzards"
Taul: "shitya"

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Buzzard

In the rural midwest (Oklahoma, Texas, etc.): a dignified, countrified, vulgar man ranging from middle to old age. Usually sporting a dark tan from years of construction, plumbing, painting, or roofing work in the sun. Buzzards can be identified as wearing Levi's snap button shirts with a soft pack of Doral lights in the front pocket, old Wrangler jeans hanging past their crack with a snuff can ring on the back pocket, paint spattered, dusty work boots, and any assortment of old baseball caps. They listen to '70s country music (Waylon Jennings, Willie Nelson. Merle Haggard, Hank Williams Jr., David Allan Coe) and frequent pool halls and state fairs. Some buzzards overlap into the biker subculture, wearing long ZZ Top beards, black leathers, and sporting tattoos. They are tough on the outside, but generally teddy bears when you get to know them.

They are separated from the redneck subculture in that they have a dignity about them - a stoic pride from years of work and hard living. Some buzzards have a romantic disposition about the world around them and are more good timin' men that belligerent white trash.

Buzzards can be defined perfectly by this line from a Waylon Jennings song:
"Those that don't know him won't like him and those that do sometimes won't know how to take him."

"Let's go get a beer in that buzzard bar over there. Those buzzards are burly and hilarious."

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