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What is bus ticket?
When a girl has a threesome with 2 homeless men she found at a bus stop.
"Did you hear about the bus ticket Lyndi had in downtown Memphis?"
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Bus ticket - what is it?
The act of a man and woman having sex tied to a chair placed at the top of a staircase, and after climax, tipping themselves down the stairs. Often referred to as "buying" a non-refundable bus ticket.
John: "Hey man, how did you get that scar on your leg?"
Paul: "My girlfriend and I decided to try buying a non-refundable bus ticket."
John: "Ouch, dude."
What does "bus ticket" mean?
To describe someone that is thin, weedy or gangly build.
Man#1 - "That Peter Crouch is some height"
Man#2 - "Yea, but he's built like a bus ticket"
OR
Man#1 - "He's a lanky streak of piss isn't he!?"
Man#2 - "Aye he's built like a bus ticket"
Bus ticket - what does it mean?
Picking up a cheep hooker and driving her down the street. Whilst arriving several blocks later, you take a bill from your pocket, wipe your ass with it, stick it to her forehead, then drive off.
I picked this hooker that I thought looked good from behind, but low and behold I gave her the Cajun Bus Ticket.
"What is that?" My friend asked!
I replied: "Well! I picked her up, drove a few blocks, got a $5 out of my pocket, wiped my ass with it, stuck it to her forehead, kicked her out of the car, and then drove off."