What is brown snake?

The cry of agony that accompanies a particularly painful bowel movement.

"I don't know what i ate last night, but I definitely had the brown snake moan this morning."

"I had the brown snake moan so bad I swore it was coming out sideways."

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brown snake - video

Brown snake - what is it?

Brown Snake Moan- (Verb)
The moan or groan of satisfaction given after producing an especially large poop.

Jerry: "Oooo-AHHH!"
Phil, said while knocking on the bathroom door: "Damn, that was a downright Brown Snake Moan!"

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What does "brown snake" mean?

The long, hard, typically painful and toilet winding rope of uncomfortable shit that feels like you just pooped out every jagged edge and square mile of the State of Kentucky.

Five days and four laxatives later, I pinched out the worst Kentucky Brown Snake in the entire history of recorded history!

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Brown snake - what does it mean?

To deficate; to take a shit; to take a dump; go number two etc..

Guy 1: You look a little sick are you okay?

Guy 2: No, it must have been something I ate. I got to go kill a brown snake.

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Brown snake - meaning

to take a dump. the brown snake is of course metaphorical of feces due to their similar shapes.

excuse me gentlemen, I need to go murder a brown snake.

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Brown snake - definition

When you are getting a blumpkin, you must not stop there. When you are about to blow pull your cock out of the girl's mouth immediately get behind her and ram it in her brown eye and shove her head in the toilet and just make her bob for those brown snakes. 1 you have to have shit in the toilet to so this it is a requirement, 2 do not be a stupid fuck and drowned the girl, 3 have fun.

Emily didn't like it when I made her a Brown Snake Snorkler.

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Brown snake - slang

Deadly venomous family of snakes found in Australia, particularly dangerous because of it's aggressive behaviour and wide habitat.

Strewth! I just stepped over a log and found a brown snake. Cranky bastard had a go at me too! It even chased me back a few metres before it slid off.

apologies for the gratuitous lingo.>

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Brown snake

The colloquial name for the mighty Brisbane River, a river whose chocolatey brown appearance would inspire the envy of the candy man himself, William Wonka.

Legend has it the river got its infamous colour from the lack of amenities further upstream in Ipswich, though this is to be doubted since toilets have existed in Ipswich since at least 1866 during the reign of Sir John Murphy MBE. I personally believe they just do it for shits and gigs because Ipswich is full of crackheads.

"G'day cob, d'ya hear 'bout tha lil' fella who fell in the brown snake the other day?"
"Leave me alone Darren."
"Got his toes bitten of by a bull, mate. Ambos said there wasn't enough penicillin in the whole of Brissy so they just chucked him back in"

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Brown snake

The action of shitting into a condom, than using it as a dildo.

Something Heather Carey would use as a dildo.

"Hey, Look! Heather is working that brown snake."

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Brown snake

a turd, poop, shit, duece, etc.

I gotta go, a brown snake is playin peek-a-boo with my butthole

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