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What is brown bag?
Sometimes you meet a girl with a body like there's no tomorrow but a face like a mangy dog. Don't let that body go to waste and let her hideousness stop you from fucking her though. Just draw the smiley face on a brown paper bag, place it over her head, and fuck away while keeping your composure and piece of mind.
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Brown bag - what is it?
To drink an alcoholic beverage while is still in the brown bag supplied by the seller. Reasons to do this include, but are not limited to: discreet drinking, hiding of girly drinks to avoid embarrassment, to get more drunk than would be socially suggested (by hiding harder liquor), and to promote humor value of drinking. Can also suggest bringing alcohol to a party as to have an alternative to undesirable beer.
"Dude, I just got a keg of Natty for Saturday. You gonna come?" "Sure, but I'll be brown bagging it though."
"Hey, you brown bagging a Zima over there, or what?"
What does "brown bag" mean?
i.e. what happens to a butterface
- When a female has an extremely sexually appealing body, but ridiculously ugly face, one is forced to place a brown bag upon her head (maybe draw a face on it, or if you're nice cut some holes for breathing purposes) before having sex with her.
1: "Dude, that chick is such a butterface"
2: "Yeah, i'd brown bag that sh*t though"
Brown bag - what does it mean?
when you and your fuck buddy are having an all night fuckfest and you finally hit her g-spot and the bitch shits on you from shear ecstacy. usually you will have to be in missionary or some other position that allows your satchel to be in the line of fire. basically a skid row of the balls.
damn bro, last night me and your mom were fucking so long and hard that i got the brown bag TWICE!
i finally brown bagged the noob yesterday.
Brown bag - meaning
When you wipe your ass the wrong way and you get shit all over your nutsack.
Not only did I leave shit in my stinkystar when I was drunk, but I also brown bagged too!
Brown bag - definition
A guy that has a good personality/sense of humor/etc. but doesn't cut it in the appearance department. Therefore he is doable if you are drunk or he wears a paper bag over his head or both.
Yeah I did him; he's a total paper bag.
Brown bag - slang
When your fucking someone in the ass while wearing a condom and pull out which you look to find out that your condom is covered in poop.
I was fucking the bitch so hard in the ass, when I was done this bitch gave me a brown bag.
Brown bag
Slang for beer. Usually a 40 of cheap malt liquor. Often found on the streets of Los Angeles.
"Yo i wanna get fuckin crunk man."
"But check it. I only got 4 bucks. Let's brown bag it"
Brown bag
Copulation with a member of the opposite sex facilitated by placing a grocery bag over their head, usually because they have a bangin bod, but a busted grill.
guy1: Damn dude! Check out that ass!
guy2: *whistles*
*hottie turns around, acne all over*
both in unison: Aww...damn!
guy1: Well, I'd still brown bag her.
guy2: *nods while shaking head*
Brown bag
a girl who is too ugly to fuck but you would fuck her with a bag over her head
avril lavigne