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What is boyscouts of America?
A very misunderstood organization that instills morales and values into the male youth of America. It is often look down upon as uncool and homosexual due to things such as merit badges and week long all boy scout camps. In the long run, colleges and business think very highly of Eagle Scouts.
Tom: Hey Johnny, what did you do at scout camp, make lanyards and baskets?
Johnny: No, I spent the night in the mountains with my troop.
Tom: HA! You slept in the mountains with a bunch of guys? What a fag!
Johnny: Dude, I'll be the one laughing when I'm the CEO of a company and you're working at McDonalds.
*10 years later Johnny drives his Mercedes through a McDonald's drive through*
Johnny: Oh hi Tom! So you work at a McDonalds?
Tom: Yea....HEY am I still able to join the Boyscouts of America?
Johnny: No sorry! You have to be 18 or younger to earn Eagle!
Tom: Aw dam. I guess I'll join the coastguard then!