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What is boven?
Amy was known to bovenize, so it was only a matter of time before she got a DUI.
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Boven - what is it?
A bovenizer is a unit of measurement used by the majority of irish people worldwide, although when asked about it by a non-Irish person (a stadín), they will most often deny its existence.
The word bovenizer stems from a figure in Irish Myths and legend: Fálor Bovenizer. Fálor was a giant of a man who travelled with the great Irish hero : An mac tira. On one of their travels they came upon a large tear in the earths suface.
Bovenizer stretcheed across the span and allowed An mac tira's company to cross by walking along his back. The width of the span became a mesurement used by the people of Ireland.
Jim: "reckon you could make that jump?"
Dyl: "I dunno, it looks about one and a half bovenizers, thats kinda big"
Tour guide: Grafton street is over two hundred imperial bovenizers long
What does "boven" mean?
A portmanteau of the words "Baby" and "Oven", referring to the space within a female's reproductive organ where a fetus grows and develops.
Ravage mine fiery little redhead baby oven... A Boven if you will...
Boven - what does it mean?
Boven- being attacked or bitten by a beaver.
"...in other news, a local man was boven to death after falling into a beaver infested creek, late last night..."