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What is bose?
A crap speaker brand that is there to rip you off.
"My speakers suck"
"My headphones fell apart"
"My subwoofer is talking"
"My computer speakers sound like dollar store headphones in a paper towel roll"
"How much did you pay for this?! It sounds so much better than my Bose system!"
"$200."
"..."
bose - meme gif
bose - video
Bose - what is it?
Speaker corp considered highly of by average consumers who have never compared bose to anything other than their $50 radio.
Speaker corp whose flagshit $3500 Lifestyle50 is outperformed by a $700 Onkyo model.
What gullible people buy when they have too much money to spend and not enough time to research.
A name who ignites flames in the hearts of audio enthusiast
A speaker corp who uses shoddy materials, overprices the product, and places displays and demos next to $200 models in order to sound decent by comparison
A speaker corp who uses 5" subwoofers in a $3500 home theater system (note: 5" does not a subwoofer make)
A gullible consumer magnet
Bose uses the same speakers for the $3500 and the $1500 model.
What does "bose" mean?
Highly overrated company that manufactures inferrior audio components that fail to compete with equipment in a pricerange that undercuts many Bose products tenfold.
Paper cones, 'secret' frequency response, and wide gaps in the crossover dynamics make for muddy and empty sound with high distortion in the upper ranges coupled with limited bass response from the 'bass module,' which is little more than 3 small drivers arranged in a sequence.
No highs, no lows, must be Bose!
Bose - what does it mean?
When a person has head/earphones and acts as if they can't hear what you are saying to ignore you while you are rambling on about something they dont want to hear
justin....JUSTIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! (take headphones out person ear) why u keep boseing on me with them jawns
Bose - meaning
To be the best of cool. (refering to the top of the line Bose speakers)
My car is just the bose
Bose - definition
A fancy schmancy audio company. Their headphones are pretty sweet and the sound cancelling tech is top nontch. But, for some reason, they seem to market primarily to the elderly. As a result, their products such as their Wave-Audio(radios with tubes-n-shit in them) tend to have heavily simplified controls, bland styling and automatic equalizer settings that only sound good with classical music. Despite having some good ideas Bose also is technologically conservative; with products not being MP3-capable years after everyone else is. Lasers used in CD players are also weak and cannot read through scratches that others could. Overpriced? Probably.
Those Bose wave music systems sound like shit when trying to play anything that uses "unnatural instruments" like synthesizers and electric guitars. That rules out like 75% of popular music. Wave radios sound good, but they don't sound 500 dollar-good. Mabye like 80 dollar good.
Bose - slang
a) a dog's nose. Not the entire muzzle, just the damp, whiffly bit on the end. Several other animals also have boses, e.g. foxes, wolves, badgers, bears, and fruitbats.
b) a doglike personality or spirit.
c) a dog.
d) a doglike person.
See nug.
"My dog's got no nose."
"How does it smell?"
"WITH ITS BOSE!"
Bose
headphones that, while may not have the worlds best sound, will own any other company in noise cancellation. most haters cant afford them so they bitch about the sound quality.
Hater: dude bose suck. they have shitty sound.
Bose Owner: i cant hear you.
Bose
a company known across the industry by their slogan "no highs? no lows? MUST be bose!" enough said
my system sucks!
It must be bose!
Bose
Buy
Other
Stereo
Equipment
or else you'll have a
Bad
Or
Sad
Experience
Specifically, expensive car stereos' BOSE systems are wired so stupid that you have to gut the ENTIRE system just to upgrade it. Their speakers are in weird non-standard sizes and 1- or 2-ohm impedance (the norm is 4-ohm) and each has its own amplifier. They have all sorts of amplifiers and wires throughout the car it's a Bermuda Triangle. The head-unit is also specially matched to these shit speakers!
Try and install an aftermarket head-unit and it will blow up because it thinks the speakers are shorted (lower impedance noted above). Try and replace the speakers and it will not sound as loud because of that same problem. Most people just roll their eyes and say, "Bose?? rip that shit out and start over, new speakers, new stereo, rewire!!!!!!!!!"
Some housewives think BOSE is the best, but really it's not. But you know what, even their stereos are like filet-mignon prices for a Big Mac, they deserve their money since their marketing is top-notch. Too bad their sound quality isn't as good as their prices would suggest, or as good as their marketing dept!!
Their sound quality is so bad their official slogan is
no highs, no lows, must be BOSE
And yes, there is a real person named Amit Bose (I think that's it)