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What is blue jeans?
When your boner is parallel to your thigh and a stripper runs her mouth side to side on the outside of your pants as if playing a harmonica.
My brother went to Industrial Strip and got his first blue jean harmonica.
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Blue jeans - what is it?
An extremely basic cisgender gay man who suffers from both a lack of a personality as well as any originality and taste. Usually comes complete with a comically large ego for someone so basic.
Blue Jeans Gay’s have minimal knowledge of art, high fashion, cinema, alternative music and theatre and dance (outside of major musicals).
They typically be found covered head to toe in branded rainbow crap complaining about how no men want,to spend longer than a single night with them.
Justin likes cold brew coffee, Adele and CrossFit. He’s such a blue jeans gay
What does "blue jeans" mean?
A fetish where one is aroused only when wearing blue jeans. A person that incorporates Blue Jean into the love making process.
Matt was surprised when in the throws of passion his partner went and put on blue jeans and proceeded to rub himself all over Matt's crotch. Matt found out his partner was a "blue jean queen."
Blue jeans - what does it mean?
The soreness a woman has on her crotch after a long session of dry humping when she is wearing blue jeans.
Kemper has been complaining all day of the blue jean bruises she got last night from Jon Bon Jovi.
Blue jeans - meaning
When said pair of blue jeans have been cut into shorts to almost resemble thong like panties. Also mainly wore on women that should not be wearing them.
"Dam her cut-offs are to short and they are ridding up her ass!" "What you never seen blue jean panties before?"
Blue jeans - definition
A lesbian who identifies as femme, or feminine, but prefers jeans and more casual clothing to dresses and skirts.
"She's not butch, but she isn't super femme, either. What kind of lesbian is she?"
"Maybe she's blue jean femme."
Blue jeans - slang
A youthful evangelical, usually with a goatee, who espouses the "come as you are" mentality in churches. These guys are near fascists when it comes to their belief that a necktie will block God's power. In other words, if you wear a suit to church you will burn in Hell. These guys can be seen wearing tight jeans and untucked shirts to church and like to carry a guitar in their Chevy truck as to not appear unhip with the luscious little honeys that he wants to fondle when his wife is at the Baptist Ladies’ Bible Study/Lunches.
Mike beat an old man with a baseball bat today for shaving before coming to chuch. He is a militant Blue Jean Baptist.
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Blue jeans - the common act of shitting oneself
Dave was in the bar in Spain and blue jeans himself all over the Jack's. What a Pig.
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A song by a beautiful woman that is smoking hot and you wish you were the guy that got to put your fingers in her mouth
Dang that sounds like blue jeans my dude
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Why wear blue jeans when you could wear black jeans?